quinn

journalist by day, fanfic writer & fanartist also by day | 21, they/them

[stuckinapril]

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

[stuckinapril]

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

[homunculus-argument]

Between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is the somewhat sandwich.

[i-am-a-fish]

treat yourself with the same kindness and understanding youd offer to an ancient wizard

[i-am-a-fish]

i didn't realize this would be a problem when I posted this but some of you don't have the respect and admiration for an ancient wizard that I assumed would be more inherent and universal

[shittysawtraps]

remember to leave out milk and rusty blades for jigsaw tonight

[shittysawtraps]

SANTA I’M SO FUCKING SORRY

[squidsune]

[quinnathy]

don’t worry the window is cracked open for him

[wizardarchetypes]

funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.

[wizardarchetypes]

i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no

[wizardarchetypes]

i love the tags on this post because there’s other music/instrument majors implying niche field-specific drama like “of course it was a trombone player 😒” and then there’s trombone majors like “this was NOT me for the record”

[identitty-dickruption]

t-shirt that reads "BE SUSPICIOUS OF THAT WHICH IS LABELLED AS APOLITICAL" on the front and "NOTICE WHAT IS PERCEIVED AS EXPLICITLY POLITICAL" on the back

[communist-hatsunemiku]

kensyouen_Y

[ssalmonn]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I've seen the first 3 seconds of this and scrolled on so many times and only now do I see my mistake

[cheaphalloweencostume]

…………….cunchwap supeme

[awoooniper]

*three shots deep*: i need…. i need to… what do i need… i need…. another shot.

*four shots deep, inexplicably more coherent*: i need to master the blade.

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

honestly discord removing the four digit id code at the end of usernames still remains as one of the most baffling things any site has done with their usernames. not having to have every user find a unique name for themselves seems like such a logical thing to allow with how big many sites are, and discord had the system in place since the beginning. but apparently that's too confusing and making the entire userbase select a new name is in fact the best solution. insane behavior

[spidersinmysoup]

They're selling bush on temu

[mothercunter-unlimited]

The nefarious consecuences of the industrial revolution

[spidersinmysoup]

Just like Marx warned us

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[playthings2007]

Please, call me Frankenstein. Frankenstein was my father, but stealing his name and overriding his presence in the dominant cultural consciousness has been really, really satisfying

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,