Sentient Car Club

Max | she/her

[zoeezoee-deactivated20250927]

oops, (mostly) all daniels! stargate text posts

[janetfraiserspenlight]

Idk if this is accurate or not but wtv

[pocketss]

a sluge 😔

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[melissa-titanium]

tome is immediately convinced she is responsible for an oncoming alien invasion due to how they could immediately sense she was gay or something

[emailmore]

if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

[the-high-bear-of-asgaard]

COUNTERPOINT! Tell someone to make a Homer impression and they say "Maaarge" and tell them to do a Peter voice and they say "Hey Lois" which is the name of theyr beuetiful wives:)

[joannofsnark]

[afloweroutofstone]

[itsdetachable]

That's downright terrifying tbh

[musicalhell]

I’m thinking this is a sign you shouldn’t have the Amazon Echo in the office to begin with but that’s just me

[dispenserofshenanigans]

[without-ado]

25 new images to celebrate Chandra's 25th anniversary

[dadailybocch]

What don't you understand about that, Bocchi??

[bozarotexts]

god forbid women have hobbies !!

[catchymemes]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Help my economic system where critical public infrastructure is dependent on the services of unaccountable private corporations is fucking up again

[everythingfox]

She has defied the laws of physics

[mysharona1987]

[receiptsofwhiskey]

[ IMG READS: 'Microsoft killed my online life,' Microsoft is reportedly banning Palestinians in the U.S. for life for calling relatives in Gaza.

A BBC investigation reveals that Microsoft is permanently banning Palestinians in the U.S. and other countries who use Skype to call relatives in Gaza. /END OF IMAGE]

On a separate note, I think it's worth posting this article as well titled Microsoft killed my online life after I called Gaza.

[a-meh]

[bugfoe]

happy holidays from the among us babies to you  👼

[fezaleon-deactivated20221107]

please help them find snart

[selfmaderibcageman]