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We love making fun of @1localforestfriend

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this is what my brother in law and I text each other

yes, this is exactly what you think it is about

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ngl this one is a little nsfw...

"Ate her pussy so good that I'm tasting eggs"

-my brother

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"Deputy Cheeks has been toasted"

-my brother

I really don't remember the context to this one lmaooo

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"My mom says you have to stop eating my bones"

-my brother to our friend @1localforestfriend

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My friend and I have started having emoji conversations

I'll let you guys figure this one out...

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My friend is playing Skyrim for the first time

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Update:

she finished the dark brotherhood questline

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My friend is playing Skyrim for the first time

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"I wish I could eat autistic people and absorb their autism powers"

-my brother who is autistic

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"I personally know three cats and she is two of them"

-my dad talking about my sisters chubby cat

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"She's not fat, she's built for the winter!"

-my sister talking about her cat

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Brother-in-law: "What's Obama's last name?"

Brother: "How the fuck am I supposed to know?"

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"Call me William Afton the way I wanna put kids in those robots"

-my brother

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"He looks like a sad little version of the Keebler elf"

-my brother talking about Ben Shapiro

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"I have the strength of 10 liberals"

-my dad

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"I'm like Jesus if Jesus played fortnite"

-my brother

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"The child has been disposed of"

-brother in law's sister