Content is the life blood

matt / 24 / minnesota

[maxknightley]

picturing a roman empire equivalent of reactionaries who say "if you don't like it here then move somewhere else"

[maxknightley]

you actually do this but then the romans conquer the place you moved to and now you're stuck in the roman empire again

[armedjoy]

>be me in aquitania under roman rule

>heavy tax burden, repression, best land taken by former legionaries

>my small farm is priced out by local latifundium

>optimates say 'if you dont like it, leave'

>leave to germania

>romans come to germania, warband rallies to fight them, we lose

>enslaved, sent to salt mine in macedonia

>excavation doesnt go as planned, mine floods, i escape

>leave to dacia

>romans come to dacia, warband rallies to fight them, we lose

>enslaved, bound to quinquereme as a rower

>massive battle near aegyptus, enemy ram breaks my chains, ship sinks, swim to shore

>leave to judea

>romans come to judea, warband rallies to fight them, we lose

>enslaved, sent to latifundium in aquitania

>faciem meam quando

[eebie]

[eebie]

[ot3]

some of my favorite comment-style images from my collection

[sakutarousadventure]

[storyweavingspider]

FUCKIN YURTLE THE TURTLE IS DEAD YALL

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm in fucking stitches dude

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[sorrythathappened]

does ringo starr still have the elf stones or did he return them to the silverwood? i know there was a pressure campaign a few years back

[couchnapping]

he's cagey about it but reputable sources say ringo starr still has the elf stones

[thunderpibb]

when you bend your knee and feel a new sensation that will never go away

[zsnes]

the pride that comes with being in the service of the desert bandit chieftan

[thunderpibb]

i dont like that people are reblogging this without the pride that comes with being in the service of the desert bandit chieftan

[kyoshi-lesbians]

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

[kyoshi-lesbians]

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

[kyoshi-lesbians]

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

[edgar-allan-possum]

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

[library-graffiti]

Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:

[clearascountryair]

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[terriwriting]

Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”

Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”

[alexseanchai]

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

[uberguber89]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

[r4zberry]

medieval knight or something

[ammnontet]

the haunted game

[narutwitter]

[bedupolker]

Never heard of them

Webtoons!

[driftingballoons]

Bad and naughty electric ghosts don’t get to use the mower

[targetedknowledge]

[bob-artist]

My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands: