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@khadorek had this done for my Christmas present! I am IN LOVE!!

Bright Futures

November 25th, 5:56pm, Graeson Homestead, Northeastern Hinterlands

“Once again from the top, Fishone.”

To say Khadorek has a storied life would be an understatement to say the least; his life up till relatively recently had been a whirlwind of activity, ups and downs, soaring, if sometimes misguided, glories and brutal tragedies, near escapes and painful punishments. For the longest time, Khadorek figured that was the lot he drew in life, to be in a constant state of action, stress and motion until the day death claimed him, for good this time. That is until… “One, two, three,” Khadorek orchestrated, each count punctuated by the clack of wood from the training swords he and Fishone were wiedling as he swung at her, making sure her blocks were proper, before she returned the gesture with her own strikes, “One, two, three.“

The last three years had been eventful as well, to be sure, but in much a different way than he could have ever expected, all starting with that simple journey from the Blue Raven to the family homestead of a friend in need. He never would have expected it to be the beginning of a whirlwind romance that continues even to that day, and if they’re attitudes did not show it, the rings gleaming on their left hands, given to set right what slipped through his fingers the first New Years they had together, certainly did.

Khadorek looked up from the sparring match to see his darling wife Katharena sitting on the porch intermittently watching with a dreamy smile on her face; married life suited her just as well as it did him, and so to did the title of Countess Blackbyrne, even if that was only on paper, but who knows what the future holds. Her eyes met his briefly and her smile broadened slightly in acknowledgement, before looking back downward to her real focus of that moment, that being the two wriggling, cooing bundles in her arms that entered their lives scarcely a year after they were wed. Kath had always been eager to be a parent, and now that they were here, despite the stresses that occured early in the pregnancy, Khadorek found himself sharing in that feeling as well. Indeed, he was so happy that he was no longer worried, or at least not as worried, about his wife’s confidence that they were "only getting started,” whatever that meant, though he could at least assume his new house may require additions in the coming years; all the better, then, that he got so a large swathe of land, then, for while it required a fair bit of work to even get up and running, even now the people he hired or called in busied themselves towards the back of the Graeson property, and every once in a while workers or supplies, usually carried by one or more members of larger races, namely ogres or vrykul, would amble by onto the site, and each time Khadorek’s excitement would grow. Khadorek had plans, big plans, for that land and that house, and he would make sure that he would earn his keep and then some. Husband, father, country squire, maybe even a businessman, things were certainly looking up. There was something else too, though for the moment it escaped him. Khadorek furrowed his brow at that thought, he normally had a very good memory, and he recalled it being rather important, so why did-THWACK.

Khadorek staggers back as his world becomes a flash of white and pain, and in response he lashes out in the direction of whatever hit him with a swift kick. His boot collides with something small and soft and it shifts, and whatever hits him falls to the ground with a small ‘oof.’ It was then he realized that he was in the middle of a sparring match when he zoned out, and that he had just been smacked across the face with Fishone’s sword, and he in turn kicked her rather roughly to the ground.

“That hurt, damnit,” She remarks, staring up at him with a slight pout, though this starts to change to a smirk, and Khadorek cannot help but feel one of his own forming, and before long they were laughing at the situation and Khad’s foolish reminiscing.

“Sorry Fishone, my mind must be elsewhere, hope you’re ok,” he admits, his former laughter now a chuckle as he offers her a hand up. “Perhaps it is time for a break, but you are doing very well, perhaps next time we’ll do something a bit more freeform or advanced, put what you’ve learned to the test,” he offers.

“Oh, yes!” Fish cheers, taking his hand and almost leaping to her feet with his help, “gonna have to practice with my spear too, can’t let that slip!” She states with a roguish grin. Khadorek can’t help but smirk at her eagerness; Fishone was the perfect apprentice in that respect, get her something she was interested in and she devours knowledge like a wolf devours meat, a teacher’s dream. Teacher… That was another new thing for him, one he quite liked the idea of, passing his skills on… maybe she need not be the only student he takes on.

With a light titter of laughter, Katharena rises from her chair, placing the twins in a cushioned basket and lifting them up into her arms. “Well if you two are taking a break, perhaps it is time to have supper,” she suggests, slowly and gently making her way to the door, “I’ll need some help, so don’t take too long catching your breath.” “You go on, Fishone, I’ll join you soon,” Khadorek says with a smile. Fish nods vigorously, dropping her sword and dashing off to join Katharena in the house. He narrowly catches the blade as it falls to the ground, walking over to a nearby rack for them, chuckling softly as he watches her run towards the doors. He doesn’t follow, not just yet, he wanted to enjoy this crisp air for a moment more.

He lets out a relaxed sigh, looking out over the landscape with a contented smile. At long last, the future seemed bright.

(References to @quipsbykath and @grimlins-chaos, who is also to thank for this amazing art piece)

beccagelb

look if we rp, you are more than welcome to send me headcanons at ungodly hours, TALK IN ALL CAPS ABOUT OUR BABIES, and send me like ten memes a day. I honestly won’t be annoyed and I won’t mind. In fact, I want you to.

quipsbykath

@khadorek Always!!!!

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Correspondence: Birth Trees

Dec 23 to Jan 01: Apple Tree

Jan 02 to Jan 11: Fir Tree

Jan 12 to Jan 24: Elm Tree

Jan 25 to Feb 03: Cypress Tree

Feb 04 to Feb 08: Poplar Tree

Feb 09 to Feb 18: Cedar Tree

Feb 19 to Feb 28: Pine Tree

Feb 29: Poplar Tree

Mar 01 to Mar 10: Weeping Willow Tree

Mar 11 to Mar 20: Lime Tree

Mar 21: Oak Tree

Mar 22 to Mar 31: Hazelnut Tree

Apr 01 to Apr 10: Rowan Tree

Apr 11 to Apr 20: Maple Tree

Apr 21 to Apr 30: Walnut Tree

May 01 to May 14:Poplar Tree

May 15 to May 24: Chestnut Tree

May 25 to Jun 03: Ash Tree

Jun 04 to Jun 13: Hornbeam Tree

Jun 14 to Jun 23: Fig Tree

Jun 24: Birch Tree

Jun 25 to Jul 04: Apple Tree

Jul 05 to Jul 14: Fir Tree

Jul 15 to Jul 25: Elm Tree

Jul 26 to Aug 04: Cypress Tree

Aug 05 to Aug 13: Poplar Tree

Aug 14 to Aug 23: Cedar Tree

Aug 24 to Sep 02: Pine Tree

Sep 03 to Sep 12: Weeping Willow Tree

Sep 13 to Sep 22: Lime Tree

Sep 23: Olive Tree

Sep 24 to Oct 03: Hazelnut Tree

Oct 04 to Oct 13: Rowan Tree

Oct 14 to Oct 23: Maple Tree

Oct 24 to Nov 11: Walnut Tree

Nov 12 to Nov 21: Chestnut Tree

Nov 22 to Dec 01: Ash Tree

Dec 02 to Dec 11: Hornbeam Tree

Dec 12 to Dec 21: Fig Tree

Dec 22: Beech Tree

Apple Tree Love Of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

Ash Tree Ambition Uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

Beech Tree Creative Has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

Birch Tree Inspiration Vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree Confidence Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree Honesty Of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

Cypress Tree Faithfulness Strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

Elm Tree Noble-mindedness Pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree Sensibility Very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

Fir Tree Mysterious Extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, discontented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree Extraordinary Charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.

Hornbeam Tree Good Taste Of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgement in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree Doubt Accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.

Maple Tree Independence of Mind No ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak Tree Brave Robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

Olive Tree Wisdom Loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree Particular Loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

Poplar Tree Uncertainty Looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree Sensitivity Full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree Passion Unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow Melancholy Beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition, suffers in love but finds sometimes an anchoring partner.

quipsbykath

@khadorek I love that Kath's tree is an apple tree!

butteryplanet

cinemagraph artist

quipsbykath

Afternoon baking, mage style.

brilliantgryffindor

put a "∞" in my ask box and I'll shuffle my music player and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up.

herequeerandcantdrinkbeer

please do! I wanna show you my faves!!!

kavtari

(( Going to use my 2020 Spotify most listened to playlist. If the song doesn’t have lyrics I’ll switch to the Spotify recommended playlist. :) ))

terranlloyd

The Kingdom Market: Westfall

Vendors wanted! The Kingdom Market Westfall will be located in Alexston Farmstead, Westfall on Saturday, June 26th from 5:00 PM till 7:00 PM Server time. This time around 25% of vendor proceeds will go towards helping repair and expand Westfall's infrastructure! This month we would like to encourage (but won't require) our vendors to shift their focus towards Westfall themed goods. Food, meals, homemade crafts! If you'd like help brainstorming menu items that fit this theme please DM me ( Discord: TheHatMan#4547 ) I'd love to offer any help I can.

Check out our website: https://kingdom-market.carrd.co/ Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/C5PrdwKurb Time: June 26th, 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM (WRA Server Time) Location: Alexston Farmstead, Westfall Anchor: Telva-WyrmrestAccord

tickatocka

some fun sex tropes:

laughing during sex

and/or things going wrong during sex that leads to laughter

sex on a countertop/tabletop/sink because we couldn’t wait to get somewhere with cushions

kissing to stay quiet

biting to stay quiet

one person meticulously doing something entirely for the other’s benefit without expectation or need of reciprocation

“wow i did not know that was A Thing for me until right now and i’m totally fine with that but for the love of god keep doing it”

someone straddling the other while they’re “trying to read” and slowly getting them to put the book away

“you’re only allowed to sit there and watch until i tell you otherwise”

kissing anywhere but the lips

alternatively, touching anywhere but where the person desperately wants to be touched

“we couldn’t find a condom so we’re getting each other off in other ways” sex

anything involving the secretive brushing of fingertips against inner thighs in public spaces

sex with clothes half on/panties still on

the pleasant misuse of ties

sleepy morning kisses that accidentally turn intense

quipsbykath

@khadorek

Or when a cozy night by the fire turns into anything but cozy.

"It's getting close. I will be happy to see my feet again @khadorek."

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alliesweetsong-deactivated20260

@theron-valteric

quipsbykath

@khadorek

alexoncross

WrA RPers: Voyagers of the Tide is recruiting! Interested players can whisper or send in-game mail to Alexon, or feel free to message me here. :) Reblogs of this flyer are very much appreciated.

Send 🍗 for a picture of my muse’s FAVORITE FOOD

Kath could pretty much eat her weight in chocolate covered strawberries.

Thank you! @helryder666

Send 🐱 for a picture of my muse’s PETS.

We have three pets. Two cats and an artic fox.

Snowball is a little monster and gets into everything. But can be the best little snuggler.

Ash was Khad's kitty and she is a sweetheart. Unless you have to travel. She hates the carrier.

Felicity is the old lady of the bunch. She tolerates Snowball, but she loves Ash. The two of them are pretty inseparable.

Thanks @safrona-shadowsun!

@khadorek for mentions

anotherdamnrpmemeblog

Headcanons: Picture Edition!

Send 🏨 for a picture of my muse’s BEDROOM Send 💺 for a picture of my muse’s LIVING ROOM Send 🍸 for a picture of my muse’s FRIDGE Send 🏠 for a picture of my muse’s CURRENT HOME (outside) Send 👶🏠 for a picture of my muse’s CHILDHOOD HOME (outside) Send 🔨 for a picture of my muse’s WORKPLACE Send 🚕 for a picture of my muse’s CAR Send 💋 for a picture of my muse’s IDEAL DATE Send 👌 for a picture of my muse’s BODY (sfw) Send 👀 for a picture of my muse’s BODY (nsfw) Send 👕 for a picture of my muse’s FASHION STYLE Send 📱 for a picture of my muse’s CELL PHONE Send 🍗 for a picture of my muse’s FAVORITE FOOD Send 🐱 for a picture of my muse’s PETS Send ♀️ for a picture of my muse’s MOTHER Send ♂️ for a picture of my muse’s FATHER Send 👋 for a picture of my muse’s SIBLING Send ☔ for a picture of my muse’s FAVORITE WEATHER Send 👻 for a picture of one of my muse’s FEARS Send 🌏 for a picture of my muse’s FAVORITE HANGOUT Send 🎮 for a picture of my muse’s FAVORITE HOBBY Send 🃏 for the mun’s choice!