Just A Little Weird

☆■ Audrey ■ 18 ■ She/her ■ Raging bisexual ■ Green is my happy colour 💚 ■ I'm ALWAYS here if anybody needs someone to talk to ■☆

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

on a scale of Steve Rogers to Thor how well are you handling unexpectedly facing a friend in a combat scenario?

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

for the record Natasha is like the dead center of this scale; she’s never happy about it but by god is she willing to hit Clint when she has to

[cybercrimer]

i go to the dmv to pick up my id and they hand me this:

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

i hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and i hope you feel at home when you look at them

[rodrickheffeley]

This is the only valid tik tok.

[ferretteeth]

CATS SLEEP ON YOU IN MINECRAFT

[ferretteeth]

this is the BEST update

[hunger-of-a-dreamer-deactivated]

Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us

[edenwolfie]

[antifamutant]

I think he’s years ahead of us.

[quotemadness]

“…Two souls are sometimes created together and in love before they’re born.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

[dankmemeuniversity]

[n3bbys]

[fadingraindrops]

I cant rn….

NEW YORK

BABY….

BOOOOOOOOOI.

[themightyrancho]

Did Elmo just hit that Whip

[natureisthegreatestartist]

[post--grad]

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

[antique-scarecrow]

the url makes this so much funnier 

[bunnylikearabbit]

[charlesoberonn]

[thesadghostclub]

Being aware of our own indicators can give back a little control when our mental health feels all consuming. Preparing for a bad patch can feel like we’re ‘willing’ it to happen, but this isn’t the case. A list of steps to take, general care tips - lists can help when you’re not in the right frame of mind to think clearly.

Take care of yourselves ghosties, all the love x

[arahir]

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

[arahir]

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

[electronictragedy]

While you slept, He studied the blade

[starwarsgraphictee]

Despereaux SNAPPED

[arahir]

this last comment is the only funny one this post has ever gotten thank you for your service

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier