A guide to swearing in Thedas
These are all taken from the toolset (mostly under “cuss” in the soundsets, but also from various bits of dialogue), organized for your convenience.
Not English the King’s Tongue
Confound it! (Flemeth, of all people)
Blast and damnation! (Morrigan)
Blasted curses of a thousand misfortunes!
Blood and damnation! (Leliana)
Of all the infernal—! (Riordan)
That’s a stinker! (fade!Cailan)
Thrice-cursed whorespawn.
Slap me around and call me a wild sylvan! (Shianni)
Well punch me in the teeth and call me a wild sylvan…
For the love of Andraste!
For the love of Lady Andraste!
Oh, for the love of Blessed Andraste!
Oh, for the love of the Maker’s Bride.
Well, throw me in a fire and call me Andraste!
Andraste’s holy knickers!
By Andraste’s burning under-drawers!
By Andraste’s dirty socks!
By Andraste’s holy knickers!
Andraste’s lily-white ass!
Maferath’s hairy arse!
(bonus Andraste’s husband’s ass due to not having another category in which to put it)
Maker damn you for a fool!
Maker’s breath! (by far the most common Thedas-specific curse)
By the beards of the Paragons!
By the hairs of my ancestors!
By the stones of the Ancestors!
By the teats of my ancestors!
By the tits of my ancestors!
For the love of nugs and idiot children!
Griffon’s buttocks! (fade!Duncan)
By the walls of the golden city! (Desire demon)
Son of a Fereldan bitch! (Tevinter guard)
Of all the motherless mongrels.
Milk and cookies! (Perpetua)
Fereldan culture and history
By the giant stones of the Dwarfson.
Calenhad’s crown! (fade!Maric)
For the love of little fish.
Motherless son of a goat.
Shave a horse and punch me in the teeth.
Spawn of motherless goat.
Well, wax my head and call me a pug!
Stab me with a fork and call me Susan! (Carroll)
You dung-brained goat herder.
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