Soup

I am soup, birthed from soup, made from soup, boiling in the soup, the soup is the primordial ooze that only I come from

[muzzlesbian]

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

[bakedbreadbug]

[unuzualzeal]

happy yuri day

[kippwire]

my splat idol ocs, Unity and Trinity

their group name is Soaked Soil

[midnitedirectives-deactivated20]

a new shojo manga

life for fiddleford h mcgucket seemed perfect. together with his husband, stanford pines, they own the most famous scientific institute in the country, renowned for the discovery of interdimensional travel. the two of them live a wealthy, adventurous, and happy life, until the fateful day when another stanford appears. come from another dimension, he makes contact with fiddleford, who soon finds himself falling in love with the alternate version of his faithful husband. how can fiddleford help this new stanford return home without falling for him deeper? how can he chose between the soft, familiar comfort of one stanford, and the distant, dangerous wildness of the other? and should the two ever meet… it would surely bring about the end of the universe.

it’s My Alternate Husband!

[gnarlyghost]

Exosuit

(HMU for character commissions)

[segamascott]

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[justafortunateson]

[butchtoks]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[pangur-and-grim]

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

[pangur-and-grim]

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

[pangur-and-grim]

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

[brokegoatartz]

I love lesbians!!!!!!

[justanothersquidblog]

I am Sharkwreck Fiend 203

[fuzziiwuzzii]

THEY’RE SO CUTE IM SICK HAPPY PRIDE CLAUDELEINE!!!🏳️‍🌈

[loopnoid]

claudeleine thru the eras