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abo desire as text posts 7/?

Omg my overworked secretary duo!!

I like how Hua Yong said he was NOT Shen Wenlang's friend as if he hasn't been hanging out with that loser man for close to a decade, knows his whole tragic family history because he was right there living it with him, bankrolled his promising business, schemed together when he wanted to snag his S-tier Alpha, roasted him for being a virgin in love with his bestie, and called him all the time including when he had to go to the hospital TWICE.

Like . . . bitch, that's your motherfucking worstie for life!

Shen Wenlang is not Hua Yong's friend because he is that little freak's soulmate. Who else would learn that Hua Yong had to see multiple doctors to learn how to cry and just *shrug* about it? In fact, Shen Wenlang thought that shit was funny! That's a worstie! They aren't trying to change each other for the better. Shen Wenlang probably immediately assumed Hua Yong killed those kidnappers and isn't surprised since he probably knows where Hua Yong buries most of the people he kills. I want to be sad about the possible separation between Shen Wenlang and Gao Tu, but Hua Yong's stalking ass will know exactly where Gao Tu is because Hua Yong is fucking batshit crazy!

And Shen Wenlang appreciates that!

That's worstie behavior.

Annoyed you can't live without them.

Also annoyed that you can't kill them.

rosesofstydia

ariusborealis

Hua Yong laying out his plan to Shen Wenlang and explaining why, actually, he needs to be Shen Wenlang's secretary and also he needs Shen Wenlang to pretend to be hitting on him the first time Sheng Shaoyou comes over and also he needs to pretend to kidnap him for about a week and then--

just-a-glittery-fan

Hua "hi worstie <3 just called u here to inform u that if anything happens to my beloved i am killing everyone in this room and then myself, except you and my son. my son is still on thin fucking ice tho, so you should raise him instead. It's not like you've got any recent trauma on the 'not getting to raise your own kid' department." Yong.

diphowell

incredible

dpdailyupdate

Comments liked and replied to by Dan and Phil on ‘Are we in the world’s longest situationship?’

17 November 2025

onlytiktoks

acerby

Textbook definition of skedaddle.

fryday

sorry i blacked out at this point

soulmatesclub

6 weeks ago i was living peacefully in the belief that dan and phil would stay vague about the true nature of their relationship until the day they died

today i sat and listened to phil complain about dan not sleeping next to him for a single night and said he would’ve rather dan cheated on him instead because apparently that would’ve been less of a betrayal