idk

[orteil42]

there should be more phoneme shifts happening… more rebracketings… there's still time for the english language to evolve… i hope to see the advent of "I wrote a nardicle" in my lifetime

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[bastam]

brevity is the soul of wit but it's also the trait of a guy who got kicked in the head by a horse and now doesn't wanna say anything anymore because the willpower it takes to conjure the skills to create verbal plasticity depletes and exhausts him. and he understands in a way it's better to be silent. or as close to silence as anyone else can tolerate

[heartpeacenquiet]

art: Mac Baconai

[philcollinsenjoyer]

[evilvillain123456789]

my son... lives at home. no romantic prospects. no job. spends all day on the damn computer, looking at railway infrastructure. and gay porn. i realized all the fake chemicals in foods, were making him gay, and somewhat autistic as well. so i put him on the paleo diet. no pesticides, no GMO, just bitter herbs, honey, and game meat. well, it made her transgender, which kind of fixed the gay part, since now watching men rail each other, its technically straight. she still spends all day on the damn computer, so i took her in for acupuncture, chiropracture, oil pulling, arometherapy. i notice she expanded her interests from just railway infrastructure, to include: bombings. gas attacks. fringe politics. blueprints of federal builings. and she's making friends. they came to our house a while ago, asking if she could play. black suits. very sharp. polite. i think the homeopathy is working. i think it's working.

[polari]

i’m naming my daughter Ideology to indicate that i have beliefs (chic) but not what they are (fabulous through mystery)

[jareckiworld]

Alexis Mata — I Dreamed of a Forest, the Sun Between Mountains, Sunset, Colours Divided (oil on canvas, 2023)

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*

[egirlbutternubs]

No i didn't "forget to pack a toothbrush and a phone charger" its called on site procurement. Solid snake does it too

[ballwizard]

bonus second terrible comic

[soapyysponge]

how i feel when my friends love each other

[servuscallidus]

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

[redlipstickresurrected]

Jennifer L Mohr aka Jennifer L Mueller (Canadian, b. 1980, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada, based Airdrie, Alberta, Canada) - Sometimes I Pretend, Paintings: Acrylic on cradled Wood Panel

[botanyshitposts]

if i had a partner i would wake them up right now and i would say babe wake up im thinking about the plants that went extinct in the kt boundary comet blast again. babe the world has ended 1 million times and i want to grieve for every single one of them and its really messed up except for immediately after the kt extinction event when the ferns had so much sex they left an observable stripe of spore-dense matter fossilized in the rock forever, like that part was kinda funny. i think i have a stmoach ulcer again btw

[hagihino]

we are seeing each other directly now across 5 billion lightyears

[catcrumb]