key smashing is life

Multi-fandom blog. Occasionally I write things.

[lotus-pear]

is this tuff in the ipc? 😂✌🏼

[meltinii]

boothill doodle 🐎🐎🐎

[sadmarimo]

[sadmarimo]

[alkiyon]

Happy white day

[alkiyon]

Happy white day

[alkiyon]

Happy white day

[fyomoe]

A lil University/College AU :)

[samcsao3]

Previews for my new comic is here ~~~!

I've had the opportunity to draw a small comic for the upcoming event in Hangzhou cp32pre Ratiorine Street. Please check the snippets out ↓

More info here :D

Merry Christmas, everyone!

[taxkha]

Hourglass of Decenniums, a 21 page long Ikesoren fancomic! I've been working on this little thing for the last 5 days and am very excited to share it. I also prepared a pdf with the comic for you to download for free! (but the option to tipp me is there wink wink) -> Link Have fun reading and let me know what you think!

[toadseater]

It's autism again OAO

[unrelatabledude]

the jump from aoba to towa has been a trip

[aplaceofhisown-deactivated20180]

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

[qxessence]

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

[hymnsofheresy]

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

[hymnsofheresy]

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

[missweber]

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

[shiraglassman]

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

[pastel-lavender]

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[biglawbear]

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[valtsv]

honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him seriously

[valtsv]

like yeah gandalf is pretty grumpy most of the time but how would YOU feel if you were the fantasy equivalent of an angel and a bunch of people who only come up to your knee were just like “oh fuck it’s that spooky old wizard” every time you showed up for a friend’s birthday party

[bramblepatch]

I mean to be fair, he seems to actively enjoy the hobbits’ complete lack of awe, because what Gandalf loves most about hobbits is that they as a culture are 1000% unimpressed by any of the mythic-scale bullshit constantly going on right outside their borders. The thing Gandalf loves second-most about hobbits is their weed.

What gets on his nerves is the rest of the free peoples of middle earth, for whom he is constantly busting his ass and who consistently respond to his attempts to help with “why don’t you ever have any good news?” and also who don’t offer him any weed.

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

[helloitstrash]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[unheavenlycreatures]

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

[indigoninja]

I am a testament of your failures

[auttoton]

You think you’re the one who gets to kill me?

[macperalta]

you know who’s annoyingly good at this?? stephanie beatriz. (©brooklyn 99 fb)