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Hi babygirl, call me Al. He/him. 🇮🇹🇬🇧🇪🇦 Bisexual🗡️🥺

[i-am-a-fish]

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Homo sapiens genome assembly, chromosome: contig-504 Common name: Common Human

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[angel-fruitcake]

[deansbisexualflannel]

[where-are-the-pixels]

[theweirdwideweb]

[lazarus-lazuli]

babe wake up new none pizza with left beef just dropped

[a-sentient-cup]

all and nothing pizza

[czto-nebud-blog]

we should crowdfund a cartoon about this

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Night Vale had some of the BEST one off quotes that would just suckerpunch you in the chest leave you breathless

Like the one that stuck with me was this one:

"when a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why sometimes you just feel sad."

It's been almost 11 years... It haunts me in a good way

[horsefigureoftheday]

What's the weirdest looking horse breed?

Akhal-Teke

Mongolian

Saddlebred

Halter Quarter

Curly

Appaloosa

Friesian

Criollo

"I can't believe you forgot about..."

Voting ended onJul 18, 2024

[horsefigureoftheday]

[oblyvian]

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[boyplushie]

going to sleep & by sleep. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed

[esaevian]

going to wake up & by wake up. heh. well. let's just say. phone in bed

[demonicseries]

You guys are never gonna believe what the name of this sculpture is

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[catalinaacosta]

where did it go?

[heartofhetalia-deactivated20251]

When you reblog a hetalia photo that has almost all the characters in it and start tagging it

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

[cozy2000]

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

[baboon-87]

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

[daily-spooky]

[ajthebumblebee]

This seems to be what I've learned.

[ajthebumblebee]