it’s not that canon or the author is dead, it’s just that ive kicked their ass onto the street and gotten a divorce and a restraining order 🤷‍♀️
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it’s not that canon or the author is dead, it’s just that ive kicked their ass onto the street and gotten a divorce and a restraining order 🤷‍♀️
now that it’s officially over i never wanna see it again
strong girl!!
genuinely enjoying and being okay with watching someone play video games rather than playing it yourself is younger sibling culture.
Whole heartily agree
When women want to fuck monsters:
When men want to fuck monsters:
Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.
I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.
I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised.Â
via @trillgutterbug
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Feat. @spermian
Tumblr gonna sue her lol
Is that a titty?
2 t it t y
I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going
Thanks, I actually needed to hear that.
Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.” Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.” Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.” Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”
Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human
the prophecy has been fulfilledÂ
I tried to warn you
@staff @support
@staff @support
im only saying this once
the only acceptable jobs for spider-man
broke high schooler
broke college student
freelance photographer
high school teacher
unpaid intern
pizza delivery guy
research assistant for doomed scientific project
guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
being spider-man
and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.
how about dog walker while in spiderman costume
you. you get it
submitting my Controversial Opinions™ to the she-ra fandom for consideration
PARRY, PARRY, THRUST
@ender-camper @endersteve200 @capn-wafflez
oh my fucking god
I’m washin me and my bones
Bitch
she drunk as fuck
i feel like jenna marbles is honestly the most well-adjusted and self-actualized adult woman out there