Quiznakingclod

just a big bi mess

[fluffyblue-multifandommess]

it’s not that canon or the author is dead, it’s just that ive kicked their ass onto the street and gotten a divorce and a restraining order 🤷‍♀️

[syphas-deactivated20190320]

[syphas-deactivated20190320]

now that it’s officially over i never wanna see it again

[badenlily]

strong girl!!

[hetalia-club]

genuinely enjoying and being okay with watching someone play video games rather than playing it yourself is younger sibling culture.

[flushed-emoji]

Whole heartily agree

[juan-the-gecko]

When women want to fuck monsters:

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

[tolkienteacher]

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

[aggro-kawaii-deactivated2022111]

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

[kaasknot]

via @trillgutterbug

[nassadii]

[mens-rights-activia]

Tumblr Promotional Video 2018

Feat. @spermian

[love-sudoku]

Tumblr gonna sue her lol

[the-horror-lies-within]

Is that a titty?

2 t it t y

[oneman-wolfpackk]

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

[toonskribblez]

Thanks, I actually needed to hear that.

[catchymemes]

[glumshoe]

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.” Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.” Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.” Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

[catgirlcaliphate]

Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human

[moosefix]

the prophecy has been fulfilled 

[bransonreese]

I tried to warn you

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

[tessaracht-deactivated20181216]

@staff

[darkchoco-against-evil]

@staff @support

[snickerslizard]

@staff @support

[saints-row-2]

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

[poiplefunguy]

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

[crutchie-morris]

you. you get it

[heyyyyadora]

submitting my Controversial Opinions™ to the she-ra fandom for consideration

[rhaenyrastormborn]

[rattusartus-blog]

PARRY, PARRY, THRUST

[unnamed-mod]

@ender-camper @endersteve200 @capn-wafflez

[eileenlilac]

oh my fucking god

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’m washin me and my bones

Bitch

[haruhis-dumpster]

she drunk as fuck

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

i feel like jenna marbles is honestly the most well-adjusted and self-actualized adult woman out there