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it’s not that canon or the author is dead, it’s just that ive kicked their ass onto the street and gotten a divorce and a restraining order 🤷‍♀️

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now that it’s officially over i never wanna see it again

badenlily

strong girl!!

hetalia-club

genuinely enjoying and being okay with watching someone play video games rather than playing it yourself is younger sibling culture.

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Whole heartily agree

juan-the-gecko

When women want to fuck monsters:

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

tolkienteacher

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

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I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised.

kaasknot

via @trillgutterbug

nassadii

mens-rights-activia

Tumblr Promotional Video 2018

Feat. @spermian

love-sudoku

Tumblr gonna sue her lol

the-horror-lies-within

Is that a titty?

2 t it t y

oneman-wolfpackk

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

toonskribblez

Thanks, I actually needed to hear that.

catchymemes

glumshoe

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.” Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.” Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.” Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

catgirlcaliphate

Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human

moosefix

the prophecy has been fulfilled

bransonreese

I tried to warn you

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@staff

darkchoco-against-evil

@staff @support

snickerslizard

@staff @support

saints-row-2

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.