UnnamedMod for President 2036

(Profile pic by abovecanterlot.tumblr.com) (Header pic by dfmod.tumblr.com) I reblog what I like, so it might not be "along your lines"!Anyways hello!

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

[alastyearonearth]

show us the duck op

[kurapicano-remaking-deactivated]

the duck.

[alastyearonearth]

forbidden bath toy

[kyrstin]

literal bath bomb

[birdhism]

“Alexis that passed away a month ago,  she was 4 1/2yrs old. She was the best chicken/budgie. She was lovable and very silly. She loved attention and was spoiled to the max. I title this photo, "Alexis living her best life.” Birdhist: Viri Lopez

[matzahball]

I bought a bunch of bananas and I’ve caught Cleo staring at them every day since

[matzahball]

Update: I took the last one and now she wants to know where her bananas went

[acutely-autistic]

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?

[matzahball]

Because when we leave the bananas on the table without the bowl she stares at them with just as much love!!! She ONLY looks at the empty bowl right after we remove the last banana. Then she’s no longer interested

[lovingmadjom]

[all-things-comedy]

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[catchymemes]

3Dpainting in Virtual Reality Space.

[dicksmasher]

if you tried to explain this to a person from the 1500s they would try to kill you

[nerdalmighty]

So, this is The Owl House.

[twitblr]

Tuh tuh…open sesame

[nerdalmighty]

A wise man once said, “When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!”

[richardjager-deactivated2023010]

[snakesayer]

OH MY GOD

By @fake.disney.facts on tiktok

[nobie]

BRUH IM CACKLING why is this so damn accurate

[theclonewarsbrokeme]

WAIT- He really do be right 

[grantairezee]

[drunkenkurage]

IM SCREAMIMNG

[starrynyxa]

[gymleadercheren]

so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is, the effect doesn’t end when the battle does. like… your pet literally becomes a yellow chia forever. so you could be in there with a really expensive plushie draik or something, a restricted hard-to-get species with a ridiculously expensive color, and suddenly its a chia.

its terrifying, and there have been stories of like, dedicated griefers with millions of neopoints to spend going out of their way to ruin people’s pets. the item has been retired for a while now, so theyre actually in limited supply so people arent really concerned about having chia flour lobbed at their pets anymore…

but it turns out using this illegal neopets site you can just blow 40 bucks on some and really really really really really mess up someone’s day

[omegajako]

The term “illegal neopets site” fills me with primal fear

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

underground mormon neopet black market

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

IT’S LITERALLY A NEOPETS BLACK MARKET THO

[surprisebitch]

so am i really supposed to learn in 2019 that there has been a neopets black market all along im…

[dawnf1re]

something I finished after the MLP:FIM finale.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i had a dream i was on jeopardy, and an answer was “you don’t need to be a ‘champ’ to know about THIS twitch emote” 

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i buzzed in and said “what is pogchamp?” and then the entire audience started chanting poggers at me

[amvs]

[loish]

My latest painting! I’m working on a series of paintings with a surreal dreamscape feeling, and this is the first one. I sometimes have dreams that I’m in these weird, sprawling landscapes that remind me of places from my childhood, but really exaggerated and extreme. 

Thanks to my patrons for making this painting possible! I got so much helpful feedback at different points in the process of making this! You can find thumbnails, WIP versions and process videos for this piece on my patreon, plus lots more, for just $5 a month. Find it here: https://patreon.com/loish