a professional procrastinator

professional procrastinator // half-blind

[llio-fotia]

[milkayart]

to inferno, inferno!

[udonmonster]

Even the world’s #1 Firefighting Idiot gets down

[udonmonster]

this year he’ll say something

[maxdei-00]

Bless u

[mirshroom]

self indulgent charm designs of my fav boys…

[quliff]

I'm back after like almost a year I think? I don't remember. Well I'm back, and I'm gonna ghost.

I don't know why there are 48 of you following me but hi.

[taki-sensei]

20 year old beginner: one year of learning flute and butterfly knife skillz :)

[fuckingconversations]

Fun fact: Adults actually learn those “You need to practice!” skills better than children do. 

Kids tend to want to do literally anything aside from learning this skill my parent is forcing me to learn. 

Adults actually can sit down and practice things for hours on end. Adults WANT to practice to get their skills better. Adults deliberately set aside time every day to practice. Even if it’s just 20 minutes, it’s productive growth and not wiggling in your chair mournfully watching birds out the window. 

Anything from Drawing to Weaving to Violin to fuckin flipping bufferfly knives like a pro - choose a skill and LEARN, dammit! None of that ‘Children’s brains are more malleable’ bullshit. Brain squish is not the end-all of learning! 

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[sociallyawkwardhufflepuff]

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

[catchymemes]

Worlds largest single firework shell

[onlyfangz]

That’s not that bi-hoLY SHIT

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[saltmalkin]

Was getting some of my images ready to be made into prints today so I thought I’d make a guide for anyone else interested in making prints of their work :D

[saltmalkin]

Been getting questions so here’s a gif that shows what soft proofing does.

Prints usually come out darker than monitor so we make the image lighter to compensate. The change in tones is mostly in the darks & comes when we remove some ink but shouldn’t be too noticeable in print  

[katiereallylovesthings]

[zuzuyams]

Eugene gets me

[yeezy-nation]

$185

[medranochav]

$610

[bloomflowersbloom]

$25 yall i was an angel 😇

[mjalti]

Just $10 for me, I don’t know what you heathens are doing with ur free time!!

[quliff]

I'm broke then. Man I better start doing some of these just for the money. I want my money.

[lesbianglasses]

[catchymemes]

[amarretto-cowboy]

I’ll never forget the last in person conversation I had with with a woman I was on and off with for years because whenever there was an issue, she would just stop talking to me for months at a clip.

At one point she straight up blocked me and bragged to mutual friends about it. Friends went to me and told me to move on and that it’s her loss. Her and I didn’t talk for 2 years. In that time, I moved on to the point of getting married. Soon after I got married, she popped in to see if I was single still and lost her shit when she found out I had gotten hitched.

She tried to convince me to get a divorce and called me and idiot for getting married in the first place.

The best part… When she asked why I didn’t wait for her to “come around”. I told her she gave me no choice but to move on when she blocked me.

This was her answer: well a block is only temporary. You should have just waited for it to end then hit me up!

Yeah…. I’m so glad I didn’t.

[samael-d-h]

fuck those people who play these games

[rainbowloliofjustice]

People who play these games should be kneecapped

[mahoganydesk]

My dad nearly fell into this trap. He was engaged to a woman who would go silent for a while after an argument. Dad finally told her, “Either you’re by my side or you’re not. I’m not playing these high school games anymore. If you love me, talk to me. Otherwise, we’re done.”

He ended up marrying another woman who never played games with him and helped his better side come out.

This advise can go for anyone out there: if your SO is doing this shit, tell them to cut it out or you’re leaving. And follow through on that threat.

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Get you a significant other who has good communication skills and will resolve problems together like a fucking adult

[noelleian-deactivated20190923]

I’m a woman and I used to date a guy who did that kind of petty shit. Yeah, he turned out to be extremely abusive. Don’t date/marry any woman, or man who pulls that kind of shit. It’s not worth it.