Rude and Slightly Damp

Gandalf ... Are you gay? WARNING: THIS IS SLASSSSSHHHHH! THIS IS NOT ABOUT FRIENDSHIP. THIS MOST DEFINITELY IMPLIES THE DWARF/HOBBIT AND THE MAN/ELF ARE HAVING A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP!!!!!

[lamignonette]

[my-dailydreams]

[viralfrog]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

ah yes, lasagna

[sealsdaily]

Today's Sea Lion Is: The Gamer

[slushyseals]

Teach them this next.

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[segamascott]

[geminisee]

[herpsandbirds]

I know you want...

[pangur-and-grim]

can he fucking stop?

[owls-garden-deactivated20231123]

[gghero]

disclaimer: this post must be terrible for screen readers which I didn't realize when I originally posted it. it's a full emoji summary of zero escape nine hours nine persons nine doors true ending. feel free to skip after reading the caption at the very top and apologies for failing to consider that!

"kill them with kindness" WRONG!!! Nonary Game 🛌🔒⌚️🌊🌊🌊🧖‍♂️0️⃣🏃‍♂️🌊⬆️👥❗️👧📣0️⃣🛳🚪5️⃣🚪4️⃣♠️🐍🎅🍀👦💜🎰🪷🤓❗️🔪🍀👋😱💣🩸🩸🩸‼️🤒📣💣⌚️🕤🔜🕕🌊🔍🏃‍♂️🔍🚪9️⃣🔜🚪5️⃣➡️♠️🐍🍀🎰🚪4️⃣➡️🎅👦💜🪷🔜🛏🛁🕯🗝⚰️❄️🛳🐕📺📊🧠🍽🔪📖👻🧊😱😱😱⚛️❄️🍾💥🍖🔜🛏🛏🛏🚪3️⃣🚪7️⃣🚪8️⃣🔌❓️♠️🐍🍀🎰🔍🔜🐍❓️🔍🔜👤❌️🗳♠️💉😴🚪7️⃣➡️🍀👦🎰🚪8️⃣➡️🎅💜🪷🔜🩺🏥❤️⚗️⚛️⚰️❄️😟🛳🥼🧪⛵️🧦🧠🔙🛏🛏🛏♠️❗️🚪3️⃣❓️➡️♠️🍀🎰🔜🛗😨🌊😳💦❓️🤣🚪6️⃣🚪1️⃣🔙🛏🛏🛏♠️🍀🎰‼️🐍❌️💣🩸🩸🩸🚿🦴0️⃣🛳❓️0️⃣👥👥👥❓️🔜🚪2️⃣🗳➡️🚪1️⃣➡️♠️🍀👦🚪6️⃣➡️🎅💜🎰🪷🔜🧭🗺📍⚙️⏱️🐍❌️❓️🎅🎰❓️☎️🆘️🎥👴❌️🪓🩸🩸🩸⌚️🅾️❗️🦴🐍🫂🍀🥼🧪🛳🇺🇸👧❌️📕⚰️❄️🔜🎅💜🎰🪷❗️🔍🚪🚪9️⃣9️⃣⚰️🕯💜🔫🎅➕️♠️🪷👋🚪9️⃣⚰️🔊👦🧠💥➡️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️⬅️⌚️1️⃣ 4️⃣ 3️⃣ 8️⃣ 3️⃣ 4️⃣ 2️⃣ 1️⃣⁉️⚰️🐍😄⌚️🅾️💜9️⃣🎅0️⃣❓️🚪9️⃣➡️🐍🍀👦🎰🔜📚📚📚💡💡💡🥼🧪🏥🛳🇺🇸🔴🧠➡️🧠🔵⚙️🧰🗺🎥⚰️❄️💻📸♠️🌹🤓💲❗️🩸🩸🩸🎰‼️🕵‍♂️🛳💉📣⚠️🔥♠️🤬🏃‍♂️🪜♠️🫸👧🔥🔥🔥❌️👧↔️💜⁉️🔜🕕🚪9️⃣😞🤒🪷🔫♠️🚪9️⃣🔒⁉️🤜💥♠️➡️🤓❌️🌹↔️🐍❌️💲❌️🔜🎅💜❓️🧠💥🔄⏳️👁0️⃣🔜🔫🎅👋🚪📣⚠️🔥🔄👧🕘🛳😭🍀🚪9️⃣📣⚠️🔥🕵‍♂️🏃‍♂️🪜😲🧸⁉️🔙♠️👧📣⚠️🔥😣🖥🧩❓️🧸🙏⏳️🧠➡️🧠🔄👦‼️🗣⏳️🖥🧩🧠➡️🧠⏳️👧😄🫂🔄📣⚠️🔥2️⃣4️⃣5️⃣7️⃣8️⃣🚪9️⃣❓️🏃‍♂️🚪🔤❗️🪜🪜🪜🚪🛳↔️🏜🇺🇸‼️🔜🔄⏳️👦👧🤕🤜💥😡💢🐱🔥🐰🔪🩸🔄🚗🏜🍀🪷🐍🎰👦🤔❓️♠️😓➡️👁👥👥➡️⚰️❄️🌱💉🔄👦🧸😱🤣➡️👧🧸🙏💜💭🔄👦🤔👧↔️💜❓️🎰❓️❗️🏜🧏‍♀️⚰️❄️🔚

[anomaloc4ris]

big fan of this image

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[rue-nightly]

A 2025 update

[depsidase]

[gharibajameel]

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[gharibajameel]

[femcassidy]

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

[gharibajameel]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

[gharibajameel]

bc i think kurt russels sexy and i want 2 top him and see him in a baby slut shirt and camo capris is this a rhetorical question

[infectiouspiss]

*aborted line cook voice* i'd go smoke in the alley... if i existed

[infectiouspiss]

*aborted line cook voice* this fucking rules

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[doggosource]