Donnt Look At Meeeee

21 I’m here to giggle and contribute very little

[todaysbird]

the only celebrity news i care about…peent

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[lakemojave]

Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

[END OF ACT I]

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[quote-unquote-intelligent]

Teeth!

[crazysodomite]

People will say they have free will and then just coincidentally always do what my spore commands them to do

[tsundernova]

Domestic dispute in public

[lizlemondyke]

4 non blondes were right. I DO wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

just smoked a stickbug like a joint

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

distinctly buglike

[blemgoid]

my shift lead says im not allowed to do stealth takedowns on the clock anymore

[armoredprincess]

yknow, the kind of girl that makes you wish you were a perfect serpent *looks around expecting everyone to understand what I mean* yknow, a serpent? *looks around* perfect serpent?

[cryptotheism]

I went to Mad At You Island and I killed and killed and killed and killed

[corvid-ia]

[moshroom]

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

[moshroom]

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

[wintercorrybriea]

[i-am-a-fish]

SUCCESSFULLY CAME OUT TO GRANDMA ✅🎉🏳️‍⚧️

[memorycycle]

its rude not to suck the last little drops out of the teabag afteer the cups empty like u dont think she deserves it ?