Quotes and screenshots

Random stuff I find funny

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”I want to make him into a pizza and let him bake in the oven that is my butt.”

-Friend of a friend December of 2025

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[gl1tchr]

I feel like Jon has had more than a few "my students are all morons" breakdowns in his car

[bangsinc]

THIS WAS SUCH A JUMPSCSRE TO SEE I HAVW TO MOVE STATES

[gl1tchr]

it's you... Swith Rizz themselves...

[bangsinc]

STOPP BECAYSE I ALWAYS TYPE FAST SO SOMETHING IS USUALLY SPELT INCORRECNTLY 😔😔😔😔 (I am so obsessed with the way you draw him genuinely sAHHHHAHHH!!! AHHHH!!)

[ajtheweirdo]

I need that green faced freak to have tits

NOW!

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Group Therapy with Joan Leland #10 || The Glitter Incident

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”I want him to eat her, Kevin Jonas style.” -Danny Gonzalez

[ajtheweirdo]

[mad--house]

[gros-patapouf]

Pip Boy but it's shit.

[ernsts-9th-blog]

Talk shit about windows98 again and I'll fuck

[huntrad-chadcel]

Thats a rather unique threat

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I should start a collection of these

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This one too

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I should start a collection of these

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“$40 for only 4 inches of man??” —Me, May 2024

[panic-attack-imminent]

hopeeverybodyshavingagreat

P R I D E M O N T H

shout out to..........

🌈✨The Gays✨🌈

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

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This Low-Budget Animated Movie Ruined My Life

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Is Vari Ok?

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