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@quotes-to-starve-by
Hey guys, since I'm not really that interested in DS anymore (for now...) I haven't been posting here very often, if at all. As such, I've decided to allow people to submit incorrect quotes to me so that I don't have to make them myself and you can still recieve... "funny" content. Cannot guarantee when I will get to them, but they will get posted eventually!
Huh. Kinda wish I saw this sooner.
Happy one-year-and-twenty-four-day anniversary to this blog, I guess!
Sorry I haven't been posting, maybe if I hyperfixate on this game again...
Wilson: What do you three have to say for yourself? Webber: Wendy: Wortox: Oops?
havent posted in a month LMAO im sorry i just completely kinda forgot this blog existed,,,,,,,,,,, also im not hyperfixating on dst for the moment so dont count on any posts for a lil while, sorry :)))
Willow: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. Wortox: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. Wendy: HEY WORTOX! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
Webber to Walter: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just... Wendy: Cockroach ankles! Webber: Ye- uh, what?
Wolfgang: Warly, what are you doing? Warly: Making chocolate pudding. Wolfgang: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? Warly: Because I've lost control of my life. Warly: Here's your pudding, Wortox. Wortox: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.
Wortox: Willow- Willow: *sighs* Wilson used to call me Willow... Wortox: ...Because it's your fucking name.
Walter: Breathe, just breathe. Wortox: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure! Warly:: Awww, that never bothered you before.
Warly: I know we’re not exactly friends, but- Wortox: What do you want? Warly: I've been stuck with Webber for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce. Warly: Help.
Wilson: No problemo! Wilson, internally: But it was all problemo.
Wortox: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
Wortox, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
Webber: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.
Willow: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
Willow: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
Wendy: *trying to buy a card for Maxwell at Hallmark* Wendy: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my uncle?" Associate: Well, I- Wendy: How about "You are the brother of my mom?" Associate: No... Wendy: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Wendy: *writes* You are an uncle. This is a day. Here is a card.