Quotes From Hopper

Quotes collected by parents (Mama and Papa) and babysitters (Big Ada, Little Ada, and Vicky) of the hilarious and priceless musings of a 4-year-old.

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Vicky: Hopper, I only love you thiiiiis much *shows very small amount* *pause* Hopper: But that means that no one is in love with me. *pause* I feel sad...

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You Make Me Feel Like...

Papa, you make me feel like a Subway train full of puppies!

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*Big Ada picks Hopper up from school*

Hopper:  You need to feed me when we get to your house, because if I'm not feeded, I will staaaaaaarve. 

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*Big Ada and Hopper are walking home from school* Big Ada: So, Hopper, how was school? Hopper: Gooood. Big Ada: Yeah? Hopper: Well, not really...

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*Little Ada and Hopper are on the train, on the way to the bakery* Little Ada: Hopper, do you want a donut from the donut shop? Hopper: Ummmmm no fanks. *Off the train, walking towards the bakery*

Little Ada: Hopper, are you sure you don't want a donut from the donut shop? Hopper: I am sure, Little Ada. I do not want a donut. *Little Ada and Hopper walk into the bakery* Hopper: Hmmmm, I wonder which donut I can have to eat....

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Hopper: Is 30 bigger than 20?

Little Ada: I dunno, you tell me.

Hopper: Well, I think you should tell me because I don't know if you can even count to 20 or 30.

Little Ada: I'm pretty sure I can count to 20 and 30. So, tell me: is 30 bigger than 20?

Hopper: I think you should figure that out. I already know the answer, because I know a lot of things. But if you need help, I'm right here when you need me.

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Little Ada: Hopper, you need to eat your macaroni, now.

Hopper: Little Ada, the macawoni does not want to go inside my stomach. It just doesn't want to go in there, and I can't make it do fings it doesn't wanna do. Maybe it will want to go in the toy Minion's stomach, I don't know, you should ask it.

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*Hopper and Little Ada are watching morning cartoons*

Hopper: Little Ada, can you pause this?

Little Ada: Um, I'm not sure your TV works like that, but I'll try.

*Little Ada picks up the gray remote control and presses pause*

Hopper: No no no, Little Ada, it's the black one.

*Little Ada picks up the black remote control and presses pause*

Little Ada: Babe, I'm pretty sure your TV doesn't work like that, sorry...

Hopper: Oh please, Little Ada, don't you know how to work a TV?

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*Little Jose is cooking waffles for Hopper in the kitchen*

Hopper (strolls into the kitchen, hands behind his back): Little Jose, I'm just wondering what's going on with my...awfuls. 

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Big Ada: Do you eat rice at home, Hopper?

Hopper: No!

Vicky: Well, what do mama and papa eat at home?

Hopper: Mama and Papa eat...clocks! They eat clocks, and they eat them all up and then they go 'ding! dong! ding! dong!' inside their bellies.

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Hopper: But why do your cheeks hurt, Little Ada?

Little Ada: My braces cut my cheeks up and it makes them hurt sometimes.

Hopper: Don't worry, Little Ada. When you get home, you can sit in your mama's lap and she will sing songs to you and kiss your boo boos until they're all better. Or if you want, I can do it for you. I will cuddle with you and kiss your boo boos on your cheeks until you feel all better.

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Hopper, upon seeing that his "treat" after dinner was a mini cupcake: That small fing is just my tweat? That's just it? That small tweat is just my only tweat?

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Hopper (playing with his trains, quoting The Lorax): Get out of my house, you cwazy baby man! This is outwageous...

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Hopper: Little Ada, you have a big tummy.

Little Ada: Uh, excuse me?

Hopper: You have a weally big tummy.

Little Ada: Um, yes. Yes, I do.

Hopper: Can I wook at it?

Little Ada: ...sure?

Hopper (in awe): Wow!

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*Little Ada and Hopper at the movie theater to see Despicable Me 2*

Hopper: Little Ada, when are the yellow guys gonna sing the Banana Song?

Little Ada: Hopper, I don't know if they will sing the Banana Song. This is just an ad, the movie hasn't started yet.

Hopper (shouting): Stupid ad, get off the screen!

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*Little Ada and Hopper finish watching "The Lion King"*

Little Ada: Okay, Hopper, time to turn off the TV.

Hopper: I want to watch it again!

Little Ada: What do you mean, you wanna watch it again?

Hopper: What do you mean, what do I mean? I want to watch it again! Silly Little Ada...

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Little Ada: Rise and shine, Hopper! Did you have a nice nap?

Hopper: Little Ada, it is still a nice nap and it will be a much nicer nap if you will let me keep sleeping. Please, Little Ada, I am a exhausted little boy.