We’re Back You Sorry Bastards

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Not from Plurk- but Plurk has not been chaotic as of late. The true chaos has been purified, distilled, and captured into the beautiful (and aptly names) discord.

Anyways. Might post more chaos later. Assistant Mod out!

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hannah: *takes a deep breath*

hannah: i ju-

anyone who has spent five seconds on plurk ever: yes, you just don't think their story is over, we know, you love them so much, they're the light of your life, you don't think their story is over, you just don't think their story is over, we KNOW, you don't think their story is over you fucking don't think their story is over ok we know, we get it, YOU DON'T THINK THEIR STORY IS OVER. WE GET IT.

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Annika: Holding out for a Hero didn't have to slap that hard and yet

* Hannah *: are we still talking about shrek or

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He makes my dusty unused lady parts happy

Jay

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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE HOCKEY AND ALL THROUGH LEAF'S NATION

*WE JUST WANT THE WILLIAM NYLANDER CONTRACT CONFIRMATION*

CP Coulter

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Listen the Star Wars universe is held together by little more than duct tape and George Lucas’s ego you could really claim anything and it would make more sense than half the shit he’s pulled

Annika

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George: First I have to finish my scratch-off map of Europe by banging someone from every country, then I am ready to return to America.

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June: SOMETIMES WHEN WE MAKE COLONIES, WE MAKE AUSTRALIA

June: OTHER TIMES, WE MAKE MILK TEA

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Lara: I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex.

Lara: He’s a small arms dealer.

WildWolfJay: I wish I could say I saw this coming but I read it and I was like “cool name.”