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'Why are you wearing a coat?!' 'Why are you still wearing hair from the 80's?'

I like to take a good 20 minutes to unwind alone after work. I pour a glass of wine, take a seat on the edge of my bed and sob heavily while 'Dancing Queen' plays from my phone to remind me of all the joy and exuberance I've lost to corporate bullshit.

M

#workwoes #tmi

Just wanted to give you a quick reach-around ...

#facepalm #voicemailfail

It roughly equivolates ...

A VP

#dumb #notaword

'Can you help me? I just got a lead with IBM.' 'WOW. On your first day on your own. Hahaha! Damnnn, kid. IBM.' 'Oh. Is that good?' 'What? It's IBM!' 'What's IBM?' 'Oh come on. You've got to be kidding me.' 'I'm not!' 'My god. So, you really don't know what IBM is?' 'Noooo. Why? Should I?

#newbies facepalm leadgen

'I know you "perform" but you sound like a burnt out Vegas entertainer high on crack.' 'It's cocaine. Get it straight.'

#sales101

I wanted to introduce our network invisibility solutions ...

#leadgen badpitch wordfail

You are the most overpaid vending machine attendant I’ve ever met.

K to IT

#itguy

'What if in real life Rob goes by Robert and Robert goes by Rob? What if in REAL life, Rob goes by BOB and Robert is a Bobby?' 'Dude, this IS real life.'

#banter officelife

If I wanted to be rejected all the time, I'd go back to online dating

M

#rejection

I was pretty touched that somebody took the time to vandalize me and turn everything upside down in my cube. I didn't know anyone would go to such trouble for me.

#cubicals officepranks lowselfesteem

That's XXXXsinger. Singer. Like Shakira.

#oddreference #namegame

My life would have so much more possibility if my last name was Nguyen.

K

#namegame

Remember: there's only one thing you can't drink off and that's alcohol poisoning.

L

#happyhour

"Thanks for scheduling that kick off during lunch, man." "Hey, do you like having a job?" "No, not really."

Manager and Account Manager chat

#quotesfromthecubes #corporateamerica

Hey, Matt! I have a question for you. This is a Dean question. But I can't find Dean.

#officebanter #facepalm

I don't have my calendar in front of me but I DO have this sheet of toilet paper.

- KB

#coldcalling #calendarwoes #leadgen

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