Nov 19, 2022
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"hey can we get an IT (Introvert/Thinker) guy in here? Thanks"
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*laptop broke*
"hey can we get an IT (Introvert/Thinker) guy in here? Thanks"
Whoops, everything is awful!
Great series finale right? Billy Broadview (Me) got his dream job and flew off into the sunset. An oversized storybook slowly closed and we faded to credits, which I would like to imagine rolled over a punkrock cover of ‘Do You Believe in Magic’.
News Update: 2020 happened!
Turns out, crafting a sufficiently powerful and precise magical solution to a unique unknown pathogen takes roughly the same amount of time and resources as the muggles and their nomaj medical science. It is literally anyone's guess who will get there first at this rate. We learned early on that Pepperup isn’t enough, and are quickly learning that this is what happens when your entire healthcare system revolves around a single potion from the 12th century.
In addition to that, not to be outdone by the muggle governing bodies, a spectacular mishandling of the entire pandemic by The Ministry of Magic has left all of us at varying degrees of screwed.
Which brings us to the other big news. The story that has everybody losing their minds. The tabloid meltdown of the century.
Hogwarts did not open.
There was speculation when The Prophet News Podcast leaked it all the way back in August, but for once they actually had the story correct.
The big day was postponed a week. Then two. Now we are an entire month past our normal opening day. Classes have finally resumed, but are now being conducted entirely through Floom webcam meetings. This decision was in no part related to the fact that I created that service, and is certainly not an attempt on my part to force clients onto my latest startup.
There. All caught up? Awesome. Basically this entire semester is reliant on our jobs. IT Department working alone with only professors and those same old familiar creepy (and now entirely empty) hallways.
Regardless, if I have to suffer- I'm going to at least get some internet points for it. Buckle up ladies, gentlemen, and friends beyond the binary. Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse-
-We're Back!
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Let’s address the erumpant in the room.
It finally happened. Hogwarts hit a wall harder than a first year missing the 9¾ deadline.
Everything is terrible and they finally made the call to switch to virtual classes. This is the thing that actually managed to shut the front gate for a semester. While we are on the subject, here is a friendly reminder of some various things that did not warrant the closure of Hogwarts-
- The petrification of students - The death of a student - The death of another student - A professor murdering the headmaster - War, literally on school grounds - Dolores Umbridge
But 2020 did it. We managed the unimaginable. We closed “magic school” and switched to online learning. Both wizard households and muggle-born homes are being tuned in remotely.
I’ll be keeping all the local hardware afloat. Billy is on site to troubleshoot his webcam service, which consists of roughly 90% teaching professors what the hell a webcam service is, and 10% him already trying to monetize it somehow. Emily is on broom duty for any off-site issues. She is currently somewhere in Essex teaching a third-year how to plug in a USB.
I drew the short straw, have fun on PEBCAK duty you two!
The Hogwarts Express is collecting dust this year, but the Hot Mess Express is full steam ahead. Choo Choo!
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