Quotes from Tim's Life

oh no here we go

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karma be like *stubs toe, screams* KARMA BE LIKE

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gosh heck

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time becomes soupy, gravity is a mess, and we don't know how to explain anything

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if there's roots here too I'm going to have a fucking aneurysm

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blannie

Anonymous Potato

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lookin at me like I’m his next hit of cocaine

Anonymous 1

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most op shiznit since the watergate scandal

Anon 1

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Nolan's ass watch

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I EVEN HEARD FROM THE ONE IN IRELAND WHO LIED ABOUT HAVING CANCER

Anonymous V

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statistical analysis: 25% of [character] is boob

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no its the one with the milk

Anonymous 5

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FRESH OUTTA THE WOMB AND I GOT A TUMOUR!

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i'm a tiny lil angry demon baby

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that's a belt and i'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight

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dtf - down to forgive

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there were some many sacks around mega satan's head it was like a demonic homosexual orgy. i hope i never have to say that again.

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please don't take that out of context

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