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Rush Hour

Carter: You don't know nothing about no War.

Lee: Everybody knows War.

[singing]

Lee: War! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, sing it again, you all!

Carter: It ain't 'you all', it's "y'all"!

Lee: Yaw.

Carter: Y'all!

Lee: Yaw!

Carter: Man you sound like a Karate movie, y'all!

Lee: Yoll

Rush Hour

Sang: The drop will be made tonight. The amount will be fifty million dollars.

Carter: Fifty million dollars? Man, who do you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?

Sang: We want twenty million in fifties.

Carter: Okay, twenty million in fifties.

Sang: Twenty million in twenties.

Carter: Okay, twenty million in twenties.

Sang: And ten million in tens.

Carter: Ten million in tens. Okay. Ey d'you want any fives with that?

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I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.

The Benchwarmers

Gus: Nice meeting you, Fairy Jerry.

Jerry: What was that?

Gus: Well, you gave Clark and Richie nicknames. I thought I'd give you one: Fairy Jerry.

Jerry: Oh, really?

Gus: [stands up from chair] Really.

Jerry: Okay, Gus- Gus... Gus Bus! That's you, Gus Bus!

Gus: Oh, that was a brutal comeback. Come on guys, let's go. I don't think I can ever get over that one. Whew!

The Benchwarmers

Gus: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?

Clark: I'm not picking, I'm scratching.

Gus: Scratching what? Your brain?

Clark: Yeah, 'cause it's huge.

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

You have to go through the worst to get to the best...

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