𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

do whatever you want

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[prokopetz]

Friend groups in the movies: Unshakably united by shared traumas, secret handshakes, and reminiscence of better days.

Friend groups in real life: Unshakably united by cryptic references to that one time one of you managed to mispronounce the word "shrimp".

[godisafujoshi]

[kulluto]

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

e

[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[quoteunquoteskeleton]

not many people know this but a keytar fits into steampunk much easier than a regular guitar

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[dragonessmiralis]

I may in fact be stupid

[anteatery]

It’s Just Me And Orange Against The World

[stephexmachina]

fake "secret third thing" enjoyers when the secret third thing isn't romantic not even a little:

[dogpuppy]

[idtech666]

Visit Original Link

[kaylmao]

[pjackk]

Cant forget my final words were aint no comback gonna come my way since im done for good nobody will see me no more since im fucked for good because im finished and its all i got so im badly over for good

[strawberry-seal77]

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

[elfstrogenized]

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

[loosened-seams]

lobber try's fried ice cream

[wav48k]

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

[wav48k]

"i love your earrings" thanks! its where jfk got shot

[wav48k]

you can . you can hit him. w? In the head.

[punkrorschach]