Quoth the Panda

◇ Panda ◇ 24 ◇ Cis ◇ She/Her/Hers I'm a recent college graduate who studied creative writing and film, and Iam a huge nerd. I'm a self-assigned jack of all trades, a master of none. That's me in a nutshell. And if I'm in a nutshell, that must make me a nut.

[quoththepanda]

Thank goodness for glow ups. St. Patrick may have "run the snakes out of Ireland," but we're still here. 🇮🇪🐍🍀 #StPatricksDay #glowup #2009to2018 #triskelion #StPatricksSnake

[quoththepanda]

Got to meet the incredible Wonder Russell this weekend, while in cosplay as her character Daggie, from Journey Quest season 3. Several people - including the Vancil himself - did double takes, mistaking me for a moment for Wonder in costume. @zombie_orpheus #ZOECon #ZOECon2018 #Daggie #JQ3 #JourneyQuest #ZombieOrpheus #DeadGentlemen #cosplay #BeardedLadies #beardwig

[quoththepanda]

Last minute decision to bring Buttercup to the con means last minute wig prep. Before (Grace in Pale Blonde, out of the bag) and after (a quick run-through with a straightening iron) and we have a workable Buttercup! I love this wig. It's so versatile. I'm going to use it for at least three costumes. @ardawigs #Buttercup #PrincessButtercup #PrincessBride #AsYouWish #ardawigs

[quoththepanda]

So I heard you like dwarven women.... Work in progress for my Daggie cosplay! Wefts and lace square in Dark Copper Red by @ardawigs #DwarvenLass #BeardedLadies #beardwig #thiccbeard #BeardAndBonnet #ardawigs #Daggie #JourneyQuest

[durbikins]

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

[gaxhar]

That sounds like a good way to get shot

[durbikins]

lol what are you, a gun cuck? can’t kill a man with your own hands?

[parliamentaryinquiry]

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

[a-tla]

the aang/sokka friendship is criminally underrated tbh

[a-tla]

some good aang and sokka moments!!!!

sokka barely even liked aang or trusted him but he was still about to go sail out and attack a fire nation ship to rescue him

aang was all :(( when they visited the southern air temple so sokka played that airball game with him to cheer him up and then got his ass kicked bc sokka cant airbend!!! and aang took complete advantage of that lmao

that one scene in book 3 where katara and toph are fighting and refusing to speak to each other and sokkas like I HAVE A GREAT IDEA and writes that fake apology letter and aangs like !!!! OMG UR SO SMART AND CLEVER anD INCREDIBLE!!! but it turns out that theyre both fools bc toph cant write

aang goes to sokka whenever he wants advice on How To Hit On Girls bc for whatever reason aang apparently thinks sokka is good with that (he is not) & sokka actually is weirdly supportive and hikes up a mountain just so that aang can pick some flowers

not exactly aang/sokka but sokka made/bought an armour for appa so that he’d be protected during the day of the black sun

“You’re the idea-guy.”

actually their entire interaction during The Drill episode in book 2 where they both came up with the plan to take it down theyre both actually so clever 

sokka dressed up as aangs dad once and u know he was really Feeling that role

in the ep with bato when katara and sokka were leaving but then sokka was like…. no we cant leave… i miss dad but we Need to be with aang…. i cried a Little bit ngl

this Scene

im sure im forgetting some good and important scenes so feel free to add!!

[gayfandomblog]

“katara and I aren’t going to let anything happen to you” from the southern air temple

“how about ‘the boomeraang squad’? see, it’s good because it’s got ‘aang’ in it. boomeraang”

aang comforting sokka after the invasion speech

also this was cute. they’re good boys

[ilseoceansoul]

Also in book 3 when Sokka first names Combustion Man ‘Sparky-sparky-boom-man’ and Aang takes that very serious so he takes the time to scream “IT’S SPARKY-SPARKY-BOOM-MAN!!!” while almost being blown to pieces

[reddit-tales]

Parents, what’s the most absurd thing you’ve found on your kid’s social media?

My step son is 7. Found a bunch of searches for:

Dominicans with no hands and feet.

Dominicans with no heads.

Dominican chests.

Dominican torsos.

Dominican legs.

Dominicans in stores.

Dominicans for sale.

Silver Dominicans.

Black Dominicans.

White Dominicans.

I was at a loss of how to bring it up to him. Thankfully, the next day we were in a clothing store and he asked me why Dominicans don’t have hands or heads, then why there are so many different colored Dominicans. I remembered the internet searches and became a little upset. I told him to be quiet because what he was saying could be taken offensively by Dominican people. He then got frustrated and loudly said “Dominicans aren’t people” as he pointed to a statue next to us.

I breathed a sigh of relief and said “Mannequins”.

[madlori]

Plot fucking twist.

[ace-thinks]

Petition to stop saying romantic love is “more” or “deeper” than platonic love. Saying aromantics can’t give “any more” than platonic love is annoying and misleading. Romantic love isn’t necessarily //more// and platonic love isn’t necessarily //less//. They’re Different.

That’s it. Just Different.

[amanitacaplan]

[the-sky-traveler]

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

[anonymous-bosch]

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

[askragtatter]

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

[jinxtimesinfinity-deactivated20]

Cats

[wandering-tangents]

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

[artisticclusterfuck]

there are only two genders: broadway actors who were on smash and broadway actors who were on glee

[gorgeousnerd]

this is broadway actors who were on law and order erasure

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[quoththepanda]

sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

[q2qcomics-deactivated20200929]

Scientists want to ban glitter

Glitter seems like a harmless bit of fun, but its environmental impact has led some scientists to call for it to be banned. Most glitter is made from plastic, and the small size of its particles makes it a potential ecological hazard, particularly in the oceans. “I think all glitter should be banned, because it’s microplastic,” said Dr Trisia Farrelly, an environmental anthropologist at Massey University.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals

[coccineusrosso-deactivated20180]

they’re wHAT NOW

[one-time-i-dreamt]

gals, theY’RE GALS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter

and what do Santa’s reindeer have?

ANTLERS

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I

[bob-belcher]

[princebasil]

my favourite artstyle is lesbians in old italy

[princebasil]

y’all know what im saying