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[husssel]

[audentes-fortuna-juvat]

My life, my pussy, my choice, my right; and by the way, none of your fucking business.

Staceyann Chin (via audentes-fortuna-juvat)

[kimreesesdaughter]

If there’s anything I can finesse, it’s a resume, interview and pay rate. 

[black--beetle]

Please help? I need these skills?

[kimreesesdaughter]

Come my child…

LIE. LIE. LIE. (By lie, I mean embellish) I’m going to tell you why. I lied on my resume to get the job that made it so I didn’t have to embellish anymore. By embellish I mean make your positions seem more important than they are. Chances are you’re not getting paid enough for what you do anyhow. The system is definitely going to play you so you gotta make a move too. 

Use businesses that are no longer in business (Finesse #1) Everyone has those establishments in their cities that went out of business; Fridays, hospitals, dennys, etc. USE THEM. I’m a HR Manager, I’m not going to dig for a reference from a closed business. Not in this lifetime.

Use your friends who are employed in corporate America as references. (Finesse #2) List them as former supervisors or managers. Pick your friends with professional phone voices who can gas you up in a corporate manner.

Research the pay rate for the company, city and position. (Finesse #3) They may be offering you 25K to be a store manager when in reality store managers in your exact city (or their employment averages) are making 35K. Do not be afraid to challenge a salary. It shows that you also did your homework on the position and the company. 

Chaotic good. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

Hershey’s Finesse Catalog

Cashier? Customer Service Manager

Human Resources Assistant? HR Generalist II 

Food Service Worker? Hospitality and Beverage Manager/Operator

Janitor? Sanitation Inspector

Dishwasher? Health and Sanitation operator

Shopback? Retail Inventory Manager

Stockroom? Inventory and production operator

[kimreesesdaughter]

@thisisnotanadultparty !!!! Per your request. 

[afrorevolution]

She’s actually a genius! She should write a life book I would buy! Always the plug!

[breakxxallxxrules]

@kimreesesdaughter oh snap I’m going to tweak up my resume 😂👌🏾 do you recommend that I use a PDF form for a resume?

[kimreesesdaughter]

Yes! Definitely use a PDF. I say this because, just in case you overlook any typos or errors, they won’t be as obvious. When recruiters open resumes in Word, here come all them damn squiggly red lines 🙄

[sugarmacaron]

what about background checks? thats gonna show us all for who we really are

[kimreesesdaughter]

Y'all are honestly overthinking this. You either take the tried and proven advice or you don’t and continue to make minimum wage at a job that should be paying you $16/hr.

Adulting is a finesse. If you don’t learn how to make things work for your advantage, you will not survive in this world or live the way you want to.

& one more time, BACKGROUND CHECKS ARE FOR CRIMINAL HISTORY! The only thing I would tell you to never lie about. You can go to any staffing agency and they would tell you to hype up your resume.

[fortecommathe]

You can hype up your resume all you want to, but jazzing yourself too much and then going in for the interview can be two different things. Being a cashier doesn’t make you a customer service manager, because when they check your references and hear “(s)he was a cashier,” they will say that you lied on your resume and won’t want to hire you. Specifically state what you were, and don’t jazz up your position, jazz up what you did. If you counted your till, that’s cash count and reconciliation. You have point-of sale cash handling and customer service experience. If you took things back and put them on the shelves, that’s inventory reconciliation.

Jazzing your position makes you look like a liar; which is not good for an employer. And listing a closed business may get you to an interview, but if they ask about it, what can you say? Interviewers expect answers to come from previous experiences, and if you’re applying for an position and you have a closed, never-worked-at, location and they ask about it, you’re stuck not knowing anything.

Honestly, I love that you emphasized some great points, but I’ve interviewed people and watch certain things. I’ve expected to hear what’s on the resume, and when I don’t, I believe things are false. If you can’t elaborate on it, it shouldn’t be there.

[kimreesesdaughter]

Anyways y'all…when you hype up your resume, make sure you practice!! It’s super important.

People really think we’re hyping up our resumes without the intelligence to back up what’s on it. It’s an insult tbh.

Folks really trying to show me up on this post. FYI, the titles of positions change all the time…

[cuzif-ingcan]

I got fired from the last 3 jobs I was at, but got hired yesterday at a job. In addition to what she said about having your references be folks you know, never talk about why you left. Say so much good shit about the job & how it will work at this new position, they’ll never worry about why you aren’t there cause they too busy plotting to snatch you up. That’s when those references come in to play to back up EVERYTHING & more that you said. Also, don’t use an ugly resume. Nobody likes ugly resume templates anymore. Jobs are so enthralled by my unique resume template that took me fucking forever to create that they’re impressed with my creativity & ability to stand out.

[kimreesesdaughter]

^^^^^^^^^

Yepp!! I always use pretty resumes 😊

[duragdaddy]

[di-zzzy]

classic

[bellygangstaboo]

I found the world’s scariest Halloween costume!

[bellygangstaboo]

This is happening in America & no-one seems to give a shit. 

#outraged #NoDAPL #SignalBoost

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

I’m done 😭😭 🙌🏾 #FreshPrince inspired #halloween

[mmarkle]

word.

[theblasianbarbie]

not to be fake deep or anything but as much as we like to believe that we are good people…we all have the capacity to be toxic and draining to someone else and may have actually been without realizing

[avisionabstract]

This ..

[ahhthelegend]

True…

[bellygangstaboo]

Black and brown solidarity. Willow and Jaden Smith protesting #NoDAPL

[leijins-deactivated20210827]

[fabulouslymemzb]

Amen 🙌🏽

[ccstcrptc]

WTFIGOIHOTD

What The Fuck Is Goin On In Here On This Day

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

😭😭

[skkinlikegold]

The fact that I was expecting an actual Dr. Seuss story in the beginning😂

[maybeantonioj]

LMFAOOO DEAD

[kingxkassim]

Unexpected as fuck

[iamrushin-deactivated20230412]

i love her lmao

[tastemyfruits]

I was legit ready to here green egges & ham..i’m Crinnnnnne

[sincerelyafrica]

I knew niggas weren’t shit when I went to 7/11 to buy some snacks and a great value Papoose ass nigga offered to buy my snacks cause he was tryna flirt. The cashier rang up my snacks and when it came up it $5.93 the nigga was like, “damn nvm mind Ma you got it, almost fucked around and spent half my weed money on you” and bought his Rellos and left.

[qveenbri]

😂😂

[lagonegirl]

#ReneeDavis

#SayHerName #PoliceBrutality

[oreganosbaby]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

i just remembered when them majid jordan dudes said being in the studio at ovo is like a concentration camp sweatshop hybrid for drake. they have all them niggas in 23 hours lockdown writing songs/lyrics for drake living in tents and eating nothing but fast food with no showers and only 1 daily 30 minutes break to catch some sunlight thru barred windows. they said pnd is allowed an extra 15 minutes of recreational time because he’s provided some hits

then i remembered one song where he said “come and live your dreams out at ovo” and now my sides hurting

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[dynastylnoire]

Wooooooooooooooooow

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

What the fuck

[gdvibesz]

Chiiiiiilllllllllll