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“ well…. i do sneak whiskey in my morning cuppa, is that a secret? “ evan’s issues with alcohol has gone astray but not that it was news to his housemates.
She let out a bark of laugh at his words. “Evan, dear, it’s not a secret if everyone happens to know about it. Tell me a...juicier secret you have.”
“Fine, fine. But the offer’s still on the table if you want it—I don’t want to get hexed or anything, just think about it. At any rate, do you know when Slytherin’s winning the next game, I’d want to get a nice batch of these out if we’re going to do a party or something. Might snag a few Galleons, help a few fresh faces not wake up to fire bile, that sort of thing.”
“And I won’t hex you if you leave it alone. Find yourself another test subject, Walker. I’m not interested, so you can take the offer off the table.” Lucinda raised her brows at his words. “I’ll tell you when the next win is after you make sure that your little experiment won’t be turning anyone’s face grey. How about that?”
“If you don’t want to get up for practice at 5am, then don’t bother showing up at all. I’m sure I’ll find someone to replace you.”
She smirked at the sight of her captain telling Tonks off. “Listen to her,” Lucinda chirped, before turning towards Emma. “Some people just don’t seem to have the discipline necessary to make the team work. Skilled they may be, but what good is that without the drive we have?”
“ what secret could you possibly want from me when my life has sunk into an all time bore? “
“Oh? Is that so, Evan? Well, even if that is the case, even the most boring people surely have secrets, don’t they? Don’t most hide their secrets beneath that bore?”
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“ i’m satisfied with ONLY listening. come on, doll. it’s a secret between us two. “
“Mmhm, I’m afraid it doesn’t work that way. Trade me a secret with a secret, and maybe I’ll spill.”
“ your turn; what’s your WORST habit? ”
“Why is it my turn already when you haven’t had yours, Rosier?”
“ i hope you realize there’s… uh, a stain behind you. a big one. “
“Behind me? I’m not sure how that would be any of my concerns? Unless, of course, you meant a stain on my back — which you should’ve been more clear about.”
She couldn’t help but chime in the conversation she was overhearing. “I wasn’t sure if you were aware, but RUDE doesn’t equal to EVIL. For all you know, precious Headmaster Dumbledore could be an evil man in disguise. Maybe he’s the real Dark Lord.”
“Grey skin isn’t all that bad. Try having irreversible white hair—you learn to live with it! Besides, it’s a migraine cure and the grey skin is reversible at worst, really. Please? Would flattery help?“
“Wouldn’t it be easier for you to find someone more willing to be your test subject than attempt on flattering me? I’m no Persephone Nott or Emma Vanity, but trust me, Walker, I wouldn’t need to ask if I wanted flattery. I’m trying to make your damn life easier here by telling you to find someone else.”
“Then I keep the Galleon and still ask you if you could try and drink the damn thing. I could do your homework, give you back massages, anything you want. Just try and use it? Please?
“I’d rather not whatever catastrophe that could possibly happen actually happen on me, thank you. So find someone else before I tell Slughorn you tried to poison me with your invention.”
“A no would’ve been fine, you know. You don’t have to be so… rude about it. What’s got your panties in a bunch? Did you get hit by a Bludger or something?”
“I wasn’t being rude. I was merely saying that I don’t need your Galleon, so you’d be better off offering it to someone who does. You’d be performing good deeds. And Merlin, no, I did not get hit by a Bludger.”
“If, and I mean this hypothetically, I were to give you a Galleon to test out an experimental potion made using filched items from the labs, would you accept that offer? For transparency, it’s just supposed to cure migraines and hangovers, probably might make your skin grey, though.”
“What do I look like to you, Walker? A charity case? Offer your Galleon to someone who needs it.”
I can be feminine in all my rage. I can be girl and woman, and claws with teeth. Watch me burn.
Venetta Octavia, from “Sekhmet, Not Pin-Up Girl,” Prelude to Light (via lifeinpoetry)
