Cassia Morningstar

small tiddy goth gf, trans cryptid. she/her 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[sludgebitch]

early this afternoon charlie kirk was driven to a big farm really far away where they will let him run around and make him happy forever

[teaboot]

I get what they meant but this reads like “we’re sorry he isn’t in hell”

[shadeofsappho]

[pukicho]

"Don't steal" mfs when they see me stealing $50,000,000 dollars worth of cool shit for free:

(Someone else add a reaction image I don't like them so I don't have any dowloaded.)

[cinnamonbytch]

[buckingfaseball]

here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too

[hiddensandtrap]

In case anyone can’t read the article for whatever reasons, the VPNs acquired are:

ExpressVPN

Private Internet Access

Zenmate

CyberGhost

And the VPN review sites they purchased are:

vpnMentor

Wizcase

So if you use any of those, time to look for other options.

[cinnamonbytch]

alright, who asked for incredibly low-effort CaitVi fanart??? I'm bored now and don't want to finish it.

[cinnamonbytch]

okay, i lied. NOW I'm abandoning it.

[cinnamonbytch]

update: my sister has called this my "only good use of free will"

[cinnamonbytch]

alright, who asked for incredibly low-effort CaitVi fanart??? I'm bored now and don't want to finish it.

[cinnamonbytch]

okay, i lied. NOW I'm abandoning it.

[cinnamonbytch]

alright, who asked for incredibly low-effort CaitVi fanart??? I'm bored now and don't want to finish it.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[cinnamonbytch]

PLEASE LITTLE BIRD 😭😭😭

[cinnamonbytch]

okay, I need to share this here, because it only rarely works as a pick-up line, and I NEED to talk about it. I have what I lovingly refer to as The Unified Star Wars-Muppets-Verse Theory.

so basically the theory posits that all media properties that include a puppet made by, or in association with, Jim Henson or the Jim Henson Company exist within the same shared universe. Obviously this includes things like The Muppets, Sesame Street, The Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal, but notably it also includes Star Wars, as several puppets like Yoda and the rancor were made by Jim Henson.

We know aliens exist in the muppets universe, because in Muppets From Space, Gonzo is confirmed to be an alien. In this essay I suggest that all muppets in fact belong to the same alien species from an un-named Muppet World. There exists some textual evidence to this shared species-dom of the muppets, as when Kermit and Miss Piggy have kids in one of the movies, they are shown Not to be some strange mix of pig-frog hybrids, but some of the litter being frogs and others being pigs, implying some sort of extreme sexual dimorphism. I also believe this is why we never learn the species name or planetary origin for characters such as Yoda or Grogu, as it would likely detract from the story and create a licensing nightmare for all parties involved.

I would further like to hypothesize that all forms of magic seen within the muppet universe are actually a use of Force Powers. All of the magic and witchcraft seen in The Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal and Neverending Story come from an off-shoot of the force witch clans seen in Star Wars, such as the Nightsisters. This same logic can be applied to the ghosts seen in The Muppets Christmas Carol; I believe these ghosts are actually descended from the Jedi Order we see a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, and are therefore Force Ghosts.

I know this leaves open the question: what about when the actors of Star Wars appeared on The Muppets and Sesame Street to talk about their roles? How can Star Wars take place in the same universe in which Star Wars exists as a film series? Within the Unified Star Wars-Muppets-Verse, the Star Wars movies exist not as pure works of fiction, but as historical dramas, depicting actual events from the past.

uh.... in Bear in the Big Blue House they look up at the moon. that's space-y enough, idk.

[cinnamonbytch]

Here's the thing, Disney owns the rights to the muppets. They have the opportunity to confirm this theory by including a single blue-felted alien with hard plastic eyes in an upcoming star wars project, it could be real, and it should be Gonzo.

[cinnamonbytch]

okay, I need to share this here, because it only rarely works as a pick-up line, and I NEED to talk about it. I have what I lovingly refer to as The Unified Star Wars-Muppets-Verse Theory.

so basically the theory posits that all media properties that include a puppet made by, or in association with, Jim Henson or the Jim Henson Company exist within the same shared universe. Obviously this includes things like The Muppets, Sesame Street, The Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal, but notably it also includes Star Wars, as several puppets like Yoda and the rancor were made by Jim Henson.

We know aliens exist in the muppets universe, because in Muppets From Space, Gonzo is confirmed to be an alien. In this essay I suggest that all muppets in fact belong to the same alien species from an un-named Muppet World. There exists some textual evidence to this shared species-dom of the muppets, as when Kermit and Miss Piggy have kids in one of the movies, they are shown Not to be some strange mix of pig-frog hybrids, but some of the litter being frogs and others being pigs, implying some sort of extreme sexual dimorphism. I also believe this is why we never learn the species name or planetary origin for characters such as Yoda or Grogu, as it would likely detract from the story and create a licensing nightmare for all parties involved.

I would further like to hypothesize that all forms of magic seen within the muppet universe are actually a use of Force Powers. All of the magic and witchcraft seen in The Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal and Neverending Story come from an off-shoot of the force witch clans seen in Star Wars, such as the Nightsisters. This same logic can be applied to the ghosts seen in The Muppets Christmas Carol; I believe these ghosts are actually descended from the Jedi Order we see a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, and are therefore Force Ghosts.

I know this leaves open the question: what about when the actors of Star Wars appeared on The Muppets and Sesame Street to talk about their roles? How can Star Wars take place in the same universe in which Star Wars exists as a film series? Within the Unified Star Wars-Muppets-Verse, the Star Wars movies exist not as pure works of fiction, but as historical dramas, depicting actual events from the past.

uh.... in Bear in the Big Blue House they look up at the moon. that's space-y enough, idk.

[fox-moxin]

[cinnamonbytch]

Not so hot take: you should be allowed to tell n*zis to kill themselves on social media. Part of being a n*zi on the internet should include getting told to kill yourself. Stop banning me, twitter. I'm right.

[homunculus-argument]

Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

[cinnamonbytch]

this is also important in history, you should think about in which ways sources of information may be biased or otherwise unreliable. Everyone talks about Ea-Nāṣir selling low-quality copper, but if you've ever worked retail or customer service, you know customers will complain about literally anything regardless of how good you are at your job. Maybe the copper was actually fine, we'll probably never know. Nobles paid painters to make their portraits more flattering. Regimes of the 20th century created metric fuck tonnes of propaganda, some of which is taught as historical fact to this day (the thing about carrots improving eyesight? US propaganda designed to hide the invention and use of Radar). That McDonald's suit over hot coffee? The woman who brought the suit suffered severe burns to her inner thighs and genital region that required intense surgery to repair. the idea that it was a frivolous lawsuit was a PR-spin.

Always always always question your sources.

[tcustodisart]

Happy Pride Month!

Faust is back for the 5th time! If you want to use the flag of your choice as an avatar, they're under the cut. They're free to use as long as it's for personal use only.

[atreeinafrog]

Happy Pride 🫡 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️!

[cinnamonbytch]

baby queers, I need you to listen to me: labels literally do not matter. the point is not to fit yourself into tiny little boxes. Your identity and your relationships are fluid and complex and nuanced and beautiful, and no label will ever encapsulate all of that!! Just use whatever you're comfortable with, and know you can choose something else at literally any point in time.

top/bottom? means nothings, most queer people use the "switch" label anyways because you don't live in a tumblr post or yaoi fanfic.

Femme/Butch? Only if it feels comfortable to who you are, don't feel like you have to force yourself into one.

man/woman/anything beyond or in-between? not if you don't fyucking wanna! gender isn't real unless you want it to be.

anyways, in complete disregard of my point, here's a graph I made specifically to bully my friend.

[deku-smash]

I still can’t get over how Naruto is literally named after the little pink spiral thingies you get in ramen noodles

the western equivalent would be like naming your kid fucking Crouton

[deku-smash]

MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT

[cinnamonbytch]

My player name in animal crossing is Sauce, and all of the villagers's nicknames for me are different kinds of sauces. One calls me Bechamel, another Guacamole, Pesto, Teriyaki, Sriracha, (Merengue calls me Cupcake, because she suggested it and I decided it was cute, she's a rhino designed to look like strawberry cake) it's fun. But I'm basically their leader, so I'm literally the sauce equivalent of this post.

[deku-smash]

I still can’t get over how Naruto is literally named after the little pink spiral thingies you get in ramen noodles

the western equivalent would be like naming your kid fucking Crouton

[deku-smash]

MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT

[cinnamonbytch]

My player name in animal crossing is Sauce, and all of the villagers's nicknames for me are different kinds of sauces. One calls me Bechamel, another Guacamole, Pesto, Teriyaki, Sriracha, (Merengue calls me Cupcake, because she suggested it and I decided it was cute, she's a rhino designed to look like strawberry cake) it's fun. But I'm basically their leader, so I'm literally the sauce equivalent of this post.