Dang it bro. don't look at me like that, it's not my fault
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes

@theartofmadeline
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shark vs the universe
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
wallacepolsom
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
noise dept.

JBB: An Artblog!

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trying on a metaphor

Kaledo Art
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@qwertychic
Dang it bro. don't look at me like that, it's not my fault
say whaaaat?
Another lazy edit(for fun 😇)
I was very inspired by @jiababuai
He looks like a gingerbread man
I'm sorry but CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW FRICKIN' ADORABLE HE IS???
How many times you watched this GIF?
Me: yes
my definition of perfection, I could say ;))
Silva in diffrent outfits (diva)
Before vs after that Portuguese dick took you up to your brain :
Well it doesn't work on everyone but
the dead rat
attention Javier Bardem's fans, or if you're just interrested in movie ideas!
so, I have an idea for a movie (which I won't make anyway, that's obvious) in which the main character would be played by Javier, i personaly think that he is perfect for this role. im still thinking about the faceclaim of the other character.
The main characters:
Lazar -Javier Bardem
Tomás - i still don't know, you can give me propositions
Why won't i just write a novel insted of dreamig about a movie? Becouse writing a script feels better to me then a whole book, also this story is more cinematic then to be writen so i will also add photos to the Script (if posting it here) just to be easier to visualise it. The plot: Lazar, a logistics engineer, is intelligent but unable to talk to people. He invents a lot of alter egos in his head, but also meticulously records information about other people, and at home he pretends to talk to them because he can't do it in person. There's a man at his work, Tomás. He's bold, calm, and pretends to know philosophy and be all-intelligent. He always said that a person with a conscience never boasts, and people still respected him greatly. Lazar hates him and at the same time envies his ability to speak and his boldness. However, a time comes when Tomas slowly loses his skills and contempt, and Lazar deep down believes that fate is on his side. After some time, Lazar overhears from others that Tomas has symptoms of schizophrenia, which is why his son left him. Lazar observes Tomas with concentration. One day, Lazar, walking by Tomas's house, notices that no one is there, while Tomas has always been in At home, Tomas has completely disappeared, and no one at work talks about him. He vanished like a ghost. This makes Lazar even more obsessed with him, starting to "rot" with curiosity. He conducts conversations with Tomas in his head. Then he realized that Tomas had reached his destination, had become this "conscious man of life." At the end, Lazar himself dissapears . A sample conversation Lazar had in his head: "Everyone becomes a stranger, I can't talk to them. I've lost my mind and the ability to speak. I just laugh out loud; they think I'm screaming. He (Tomás), a great pseudo-philosopher, writes in his diary, boasts a lot, and it shows. Or rather, he said that a conscious man doesn't brag about what he supposedly knows." The movie vibe: somewhere between "No Country for Old Men" and "Biutiful."
I would be very grateful if you tell me what you think about it.
"ʷʰᵃᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵈᵒⁿᵉ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ..?"
1966 - Sean Connery being funny!
Sean Connery showing his funny side as he promotes A FINE MADNESS, a between BOND film that nobody cared for.
this is intentionally done terribly, ok? 🙏🤣
Fan made SKYFALL (2012) James Bond poster
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I love this dominant red color, it shows how much hatred and desire for revenge there is in this movie. Great work
I've been planning 00silva fanfiction for past 10 days and i keep changing it over and over again, it drives me crazy. Althought the overall idea keeps being the same and i personally think its great , also i can't wait to post the whole fic as soon as possible but it genually isnt that easy.
The plot revolves around Olivia Mansfield's inability to let Tiago die and her decision to save him from capture by the Chinese leads to the loss of her six remaining agents. She's not happy about this and realizes it wasn't the best idea. She's furious with Rodriguez, even though it was her fault. After this, Olivia sends him on a mission that will determine his future, and if he makes a mistake, he'll be fired. It seemed easy for Rodriguez, but he didn't know she'd sent a young James Bond with him and that he must shoulder all of Bond's responsibility.
and what happens next will be described in the finished fanfiction
(i had to cover the corner on the first photo, i think i did it properly )
Idk
my favourite bond girl
His husband
LOL