Qwerty

Hello, James. Welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of. You could walk around it in an hour, but still it was, it was a paradise for us. One summer, we went for a visit and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They’d come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid. Then we wired coconut to the lid as bait and the rats would come for the coconut and… they would fall into the drum. And after a month, you have trapped all the rats, but what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it and they begin to get hungry. And one by one… [mimics rat munching sound] they start eating each other until there are only two left. The two survivors. And then what? Do you kill them? No. You take them and release them into the trees, but now they don’t eat coconut anymore. Now, they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what she made us.

[qwertychic]

Dang it bro. don't look at me like that, it's not my fault

[maxstqr]

James bond yaoi is crazy

[genesislash]

Peter mii and Phil mii are fighting because Phil thinks Peter was cheating on him. I don’t want this game anymore 😣

[genesislash]

It’s okay everyone, they’re soulmates and they had a baby 😌

[qwertychic]

beautiful

[james-bond-offical]

The kids may yearn for the mines, but the orphans yearn for MI6 training.

[hehelenb]

idk

[qwertychic]

hi,this is accurate.

[qwertychic]

Hello Peter, welcome to fortnite

Edit: I forgot that he still had hair on his head while wearing this outfit lol

[sink-up]

No I’m not sad or anything it’s just you didn’t get me the 20 cm Phil Collins wood figure and you knew that was specifically what I asked for

[james-bond-offical]

This is actually how Ian Fleming named her.

[dontget2close]

any questions??

[qwertychic]

just image a James Bond into but like anime intro in the 90s with this song

It stuck in my head for the whole day

[qwertychic]

the final scene got me

[alexielnight]

Cape Fear 1x05 Faith

Tom might be the dumbest character on TV right now.

I mean, seriously.

You sit down in a bar with the guy you helped put away, and then you actually let him get into your head during a little “bro talk”?

Max didn’t even have to try that hard.

Tom just sat there and got played.

Embarrassing. Funny, but embarrassing.

[thestalwartheart]

31 Days of Bond Fashion

DAY (00)7: THE SHAWL COLLAR DINNER SUIT as seen in Dr No (1962).

Google James Bond Halloween costumes, and you’ll be confronted with a slew of cheap black tuxedos. It's because of this specific suit – the first bit of clothing we ever see him in – that we associate the tuxedo with 007, and 007 with, as fashion historian Llewella Chapman remarks, "a penchant for quality, whether it be in women, cars, casinos or indeed, clothes."

In fact, James Bond's opening fashion gambit was midnight blue, featuring a single breasted jacket with a single button and two vents at the back (more ready for action than no vents, but less of a fashion faux pas than one vent). Made by either Anthony Sinclair of Conduit Street, just off Savile Row or Benson, Perry & Whitley of Cork Street, it immediately broke the rules of men’s formalwear. Bond wore no waist covering, donning neither a waistcoat nor cummerbund, which were customary at the time. Throughout the franchise, Bond only occasionally wears either. More often, he goes without, evidently preferring his suits lighter and easier to remove during action or action.

Dr. No wouldn’t be the last time Bond wore a midnight blue dinner jacket. Both Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig (or rather, costume designers Lindy Hemming and Jany Temime) couldn’t resist a bit of nostalgia, calling back to Connery's immense legacy in Tomorrow Never Dies and Skyfall.

Sources: Fashioning James Bond: Costume, Gender and Identity in the World of 007, Bond Suits.

[qwertychic]

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ

[vonlipvig]

now why the hell did they put him in the Contraption. what's it even for. bouncing on it?

[graverinth]

Hes gotta practice getting cracked instead of cracking

[qwertychic]

lol i'm DEAD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[qwertychic]

oi

[melynen]

Scavenger hunt #59

Give a children's book or nursery rhyme a Bond twist! For example, "The Very Hungry Quartermaster" or "006 and 007 Went Up a Hill".

Nine 00 Agents

Nine 00 agents went into the field to play

To kill all the villains and to save the day

Quartermaster said keep your kit intact

But only eight 00 agents came back

001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 007, 008

Eight 00 agents went into the field to play

To kill all the villains and to save the day

Quartermaster said keep your kit intact

But only seven 00 agents came back

001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006, 007

Seven 00 agents went into the field to play

To kill all the villains and to save the day

Quartermaster said keep your kit intact

But only six 00 agents came back

001, 002, 003, 004, 005, 006

Six 00 agents went into the field to play

To kill all the villains and to save the day

Quartermaster said keep your kit intact

But only five 00 agents came back

001, 002, 003, 004, 005

Five 00 agents went into the field to play

To kill all the villains and to save the day

Quartermaster said keep your kit intact

But only four 00 agents came back

001, 002, 003, 004

Four 00 agents went into the field to play

To kill all the villains and to save the day

Quartermaster said keep your kit intact

But only three 00 agents came back

001, 002, 003

Three 00 agents went into the field to play

To kill all the villains and to save the day

Quartermaster said keep your kit intact

But only two 00 agents came back

001, 002

Two 00 agents went into the field to play

To kill all the villains and to save the day

Quartermaster said keep your kit intact

But only one 00 agent came back

001

One 00 agent went into the field to play

To kill all the villains and to save the day

Quartermaster said keep your kit intact

But none of the 00 agents came back

Frustrated Q went into the field without delay

To find his lost agents and to save the day

M shook his head and said to give them a whack

And Quartermaster got all the 00 agents back

Nine 00 agents went into the field to play

To kill all the villains and to save the day

Quartermaster said keep your kit intact

And all of the 00 agents came back