QwertyTale

:)

[mushroominawaterbottle]

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

[qwertytale]

Rosa: Why is Jake crying on the bathroom floor?

Amy: He’s drunk.

Rosa: And?

Amy: He found out I was engaged.

Rosa: But you’re engaged to him.

Amy: Yeah, he forgot.

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The Knights trying to figure out if the alarm bells are ringing because Camelot’s under attack or because Arthur can’t find Merlin:

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My favorite book trope is when the villain is an evil all powerful immortal being and the hero is a teenager who does not give a shit.

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“What’s the name of that one Merlin character, you know, the one that was in love with Merlin?”

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I hope that tea was fucking worth it Mateo

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Dude worse thing to have in the Hunger Games would be sleep paralysis. Can you imagine what it would be like to wake up to another tribute standing over you with a sword or some shit and you can’t fucking move cause you slept funny!? Like shit you’re already in the worse possible situation and that would be like the ultimate bruh moment.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

[fearthefuzzybear]

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

[awesome-brick]

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

[qwertytale]

Authors will literally put their characters through the most traumatizing, heart wrenching, unhinged shit they can possibly think of and then call it “character development”.

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I’m gonna fight Brandon Sanderson in the Walgreen’s parking lot

[only-cat-memes]

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I feel so old

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Me aggressively following every single rangers apprentice account I can find on this god forsaken app until the algorithm finally gets the hint that I’m obsessed with rangers apprentice

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Young Snow: Why does Dean Highbottom hate me it’s actually kind of sad that he has such beef with a literal teenager

Old Snow when he saw Katniss (a random sixteen year old) for the first time: This bitch

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Lucy Gray: Wait who was the third

Coriolanus: My old self

Nice save Coryo nice save ✨👌