[childmagazine]

[homxcxde]

[revises]

Never wait around for a boy, he’ll come to you. Sometimes you need to be busy too, just to let him know that the sun doesn’t rise and shine over him.

My Mother’s Advice To Sixteen Year Old Me. (via.

revises

)

Reblogging bc this is very relevant tonight..

(via revises)

[weloveshortvideos]

[agalaxydrifter]

I accidentally watched this ten times.

[fats]

i’m crying

[purrrfectlygay]

It is so much better with sound. 

[paul-simons-muse-deactivated202]

pep pep pep pep pep pep pep BOOMF

[firefilledskies]

I’m sobbing

[thewinnibelle]

i like guacamole more than i like most people tbh

[r4ch-ael-blog]

Same and I don't even like guacamole

[transatlanticgirl]

[knifefarty]

[beardsbluntsbroncos]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

[ithelpstodream]

Jim Carrey Celeb Impressions From 1992

[sweet-bitsy]

#the man gifted by god with a face made of rubber

[ornaah2]

I’m the kind of girlfriend that would take random pictures of you just because I admire you so much

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

[mattandjones]

I LOVE THIS WOMAN…

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

No reaction, no nothing just “Now I have”

[imakegoodlifechoices]

[audio translation]

Woman: Scott, have you ever worked with dolphins?

Scott: No.

Woman: *high pitched dolphin sounds*

Scott: Now I have.

[katiaobinger]

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

[cresentmoon2000]

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

[autisticyunarukami-remade-deact]

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

[intuwitchion-deactivated2019011]

Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not the gun

[folieadicklord]

what the fuck is going on down there are you guys okay

[thedesignateddriver]

no

[coeur-de-coucou-deactivated2015]

Bonus round: was the scream after caused by fun or was it them getting shot

[higherthanheroes]

Challenge mode: it’s the 4th of July

[oddityskull]

if it ends with "kin" its probably really stupid and made up thnks

[smolchangeling-deactivated20150]

Pumpkins aren’t real I fucking knew it

[r4ch-ael-blog]

School Year: It's January 21st, a wednesday, 2:37 pm

Summer: its probably july

[weloveshortvideos]

Got my j’s on

[sunpalms]

NOOOOO

[toptierdeez]

[postllimit]

my little brother just fucking threw a milk carton at me wtf how dairy

[slavery]

Why did you make me read this?