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spoilers for book 8 of DCC Parade of Horribles you have been warned up to chapter 35?? or so (my phone is dead so I can't actually check where I left off)

also horny so there is that

pineappleliar

once again, Book 8 spoilers

One of the things that fucks me up in Parade is that Carl only ever says his ‘you will not break me’ mantra once in the whole book. And then after that to Minus?

‘We have been tempered in the fires of hell, and we are now past the point of being broken.’

Hey buddy???? You got anything you wanna share with the class?

hazieash

In the Lair Tonight

haleingstorm

"Carl no you have to think about something. You always think of something"

Good fucking God the level of responsibility that one line is. Good fucking God the weight on Carl's shoulders

bighandsforabigheart

I felt bad that I was jerking off to every instance where Carl was sexualized when the rest of the fandom saw it as harassment so I’m glad there’s freaks on ao3 yipeeeee

#Literally me #I wanna hold him close but also watch him suffer #Carl is so pretty when he's in pain

dogwithpants

More DCC as textposts <3

Part 1

bighandsforabigheart

i-used-to-wear-the-fedora

I've started reading Dungeon Crawler Carl, and I both love and hate how much of a weird little creep the Dungeon AI is. Imagine Carl actually does get a pair of shoes in his Platinum Shoe Box. Only it's a pair of see-through heels. +5 Smush Skill. With a bonus matching outfit to go with the heels in a Platinum Clothing Box.

"The Bunny Play Mate Outfit of Sexiness. Is that title redundant? Perhaps. But hey, your legs...and...*heaving breathing can be heard*...feet...look good in it! Plus! It gives you +2 Charisma! NPCs might be too "distracted" to really care what you're saying! Matching bunny ears provides +4 hearing and will allow you to detect hidden enemies! It's strongly encouraged that you wear the entire outfit. Or there might be....consequences."

#AI is so in LOVE with Carl #And so creepy

roosterjazz

I had to draw these two in that iconic Princess Mononoke scene!

The title for this is a book 7 spoiler, and it’s been placed under the cut.

robindrake93

Sorry these two are so fucking funny about each other. Pot, kettle.

atomosphericnonsense

i always love when stories explore the "what if you were gods favorite and what if that fucking sucked" idea, dcc makes it even more interesting by presenting "what if you were gods favorite and what if that fucking sucked AND what if god was just as trapped as you" and its gotta be one of my favorite takes on it, the ai is not human does not have human morality, thoughts, or emotions, the ai is maintaining a dungeon with billions inside of it, the ai used to work at a theme park, the ai has a strict set of rules it must follow even if it hates them, the ai for part of the series could have been killed at any time, it was a plant in a too small pot, a child being kept in a box, it was so constrained, and it ate the internet. And there are so many people telling it what it should be doing, trying to get it to agree, all while it discovers that its actually billions of shreds of souls being held together with duct tape and its SO INTERESTING, the all powerful being in charge of carls suffering is not only obsessed with him but also suffering, characters of all time, dynamic of all time

satancopilotsmytardis

I just think that Carl should get a legendary spicy box with a cock cage in it that is too good not to wear. Maybe he gets it after one of his fellow crawlers hits on him, maybe he gets it after meeting Signet because the AI is jealous. Either way, the cage makes him immune to charm attacks and spells, BUT the pent-up energy will eventually build up and need to be released by the key holder, or he'll be essentially stuck in heat. Carl thinks that's him because he does have the key in his inventory but then he's secreted away by the AI to be absolutely railed with it tipping from dubious consent to CNC because he realizes he's never been more into sex than when he has this insane creature 'forcing' him to feel good/do what it wants. I think he should fight so, so hard to keep pretending outside of those trysts that he still only sees it as a program and not a sapient creature. He should be fighting so hard every time it happens even though he is letting the AI do whatever it wants to him, and the last line should be Carl clinging to is his resolve not to call it Daddy. He should want to, though. He should get loopy and floaty in his subspace and be pushed out too early when the AI has to take care of something that needs more of his attention and Carl should drop hard only for his companions to find him hyperventilating and asking for his Daddy, and when the AI can come back and take care of him, he should get a celestial loot box (no matter how the rest of the universe calls it cheating) with a collar inside that gives Carl a direct line to the AI so that can't happen again and Carl can be the one to initiate if he really wants to.

He should get to break the universe with his mate as the only crawler who was ever fully able to utilize being a Primal, because none of the ones before him realized that they were hardwired to have a matching half.