[anras-blog]

[im-awkwardly-here]

we need to talk about shrek more

[junkirat]

R I S E

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[blackqueerblog]

straight men really are on something else

[illegitimatetenenbaum]

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[butchelves]

[stuffaboutminneapolis]

The Queen of Minneapolis has spoken.

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

a self insert fanfic: i brushed my long blonde hair out my face to show off my clear blue eyes and pale complexion

my colored ass:

[icyharrington]

a self insert fanfic: i slipped on my size 00 jeans and smiled as he wrapped his arms around my tiny waist!

my fat ass:

[lovely-langdon]

self insert fanfic: they towered over my small and short frame.

my amazonian ass:

[kaysheartthrobs]

ThESE HIT HARDDDDD

[alessiaase]

self insert fanfic: only for my dad to say I couldn’t go to the dance.

My fatherless ass:

[seharuuchan]

Self insert fanfic: he gazed into my big round eyes.

My Asian ass:

[opheliacrainbow]

Self insert fanfic: his thumb grazed over my small perky breast

My big tiddie ass:

[isyoumadbro]

This post jumped me in an arby’s parking lot

[breebro]

Self Insert Fic: I reached the top shelf for the cereal

My short ass who’s never seen the top of anything:

[mrs-livvy]

It’s making its rounds again. Going in for the kill

[mrs-livvy]

That height one! Baby I’m 6’ and I wish I was short

[destinio1]

The fatherless one hit the hardest 🤣🤣

[chaneajoyyy]

Bringing this back cause some of these hit home😭😂😂😂

[solange-lol]

mood of the day: 

[solange-lol]

but WAIT there MORE

@alabanda-highlights

[toastbutteregg]

just leaving this here to make you smile

[lettersiarrange]

My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED

[saddeus]

I sent this to a boy and he said it was too long and wouldnt read it

[deathgripspussy]

We need a disney princess who’s a top!!!!!!

[s3xmage]

Mulan

[deathgripspussy]

you know what you’re absolutely right, post cancelled

[11roses]

[rockthrowingbutch]

Patronize these kids at your own risk.

[dasebeleren]

inject the contents of this bin directly into my veins

[bace-jeleren]

Take a sip babes

[dasebeleren]

[doggosource]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via sami_grayce)

[anarchetypalarchive]

sometimes i’m like “i should buy some orange juice! i love it i don’t know why i never have it in the house” and then i get some and i remember it’s because some kind of dormant Scurvy Prevention Instinct activates within me like a sleeper agent trained to seek and destroy, except it’s just me standing in front of the open fridge at two in the morning chugging juice straight out of the carton like a crazed citrus gremlin 

[hungryjokerr]

[tr0picalst0rm-deactivated201605]

What it’s like dealing with customers in retail