People take themselves too seriously.

Face it, people can't laugh at themselves. I'm Chris, a recent LSU graduate trying to find employment in racing. Racing is my number one passion in life, particularly Indy cars and sports cars.

[eli0tknight-deactivated20181203]

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

[racecarmodlr]

And I’m getting married in October!

Also, hi, this is my first post on Tumblr in years.

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

who was the first animal to fuck instead of budding or something.. he mustve been like mm.. oo damn girl this feels good LOL

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

microbrachius dicki

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

loch ness monster

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

fuck ness monster

[adhrac]

fucking was invented in Scotland

[chief-rumbly-noises]

You’re goddamn right it was

[bogleech]

Apparently McDonald’s also said they’re getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO’s said it’s because millenials don’t have “brand loyalty” and are instead “promiscuous”

[dvandom]

Brand sluts, the new Millennial Threat.

[feenyxblue]

Reblog if you are a brand slut.

[putthison]

“When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you’re a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin’ down MasterCard. But there’s no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I’m mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that.”

- John Waters on the sorry style of today’s rebels  (emphasis mine)

[pluckyminna]

helpless laughter oh god

[synebluetoo]

This is the only criticism of millenials I will accept

[nickelodeonplease]

Nickelodeon Animation Shows 

[rapunzelie]

I laugh every fuckin time I pass this sign

[pondwitch]

this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

[wigglyistough]

good

[crunchymaggots]

I had a friend who honest to god IV bred and trained several Qwilfish. He didn’t tell anyone about them, you found out because  he’d suddenly pull out the Qwilfish team against you when you didn’t expect it.

And every single one of them knew Explosion. All of his Qwilfish were IV bred and EV trained for speed and max damage, they all held choice scarf, and his entire gameplan was to trade KOs with exploding Qwilfish. Their names were ‘So’, ‘I’, ‘herd’, ‘u’, and ‘liek’. The man was an avid mudkip fanatic at the time that joke was relevant, so here you are expecting his last pokemon to be a Mudkip or a Swampert, but no. It’s a Snorlax. Who’s name was ‘QWILFISH’ And his plan from that point out was to stall for ages with Rest, Yawn and Giga Impact. Slowly whittle away at your hitpoints while putting you to sleep with him and retaining his massive HP pool with rest and leftovers. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, this was Gen 4, when the R4 was rampant and everyone knew someone with one, so pokemon with moves they shouldn’t know was pretty common. So once you were down to your last pokemon and on your last legs… His Snorlax also knew Explosion. 250 base damage + stab.

That man was a treasure.

[davespwite]

HIS SNORLAX KNEW EXPLOSION

[moshbrotatoes]

[randomsplashes]

legends only

[pisboy]

i found this card unopened in a drawer in my bedroom

[pisboy]

reblog this in 10 seconds and you will find a mysteriously unopened card with $100 and you will also finally graduate middle school

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my leopard gecko hasn’t eaten for over a week so i took him to the vet. vet said he’s extremely healthy and the reason he’s not eating is likely due to him entering breeding season early

i paid $97 to learn that my gecko won’t eat because he’s too fucking horny do anything

[iwilleatyourenglish]

can you imagine someone handing you a burger and you being like “i can’t eat this i’m too fucking horny"

[thursday]

[ankle-beez]

God bless this stupid dub

[bunieboo]

They said this was Maury’s cameraman 😂

[kingsmitty55]

You said ball is life. The police determined

that was a lie

[lavendersheetmask]

old bops

1. ride wit me - nelly 2. yeah! - usher 3. in da club - 50 cent 4. buy u a drank - t-pain 5. i wanna love you - akon 6. let me love you - mario 7. my boo - usher 8. temperature - sean paul 9. i’m n luv wit a stripper - t-pain 10. suga suga - baby bash 11. ms. jackson -outkast 12. what’s luv? - fat joe and ashanti 13. one, two step - ciara and missy elliot 14. goodies - ciara 15. miss. independent - ne-yo 16. get ur freak on - missy elliott 17. work it - missy elliot 18. gossip folks - missy elliot 19. love don’t cost a thing - jennifer lopez 20. this is how we do it - montell jordan 21. promiscuous - nelly furtado 22. say my name - destiny’s child 23. survivor - destiny’s child 24. sk8er boi - avril lavigne 25. tie me down - new boyz 26. lonely - akon 27. changes - 2pac 28. i’ll be missing you - diddy and faith evans 29. i miss you - blink 182 30. me & u - cassie 31. butterfly - crazy town 32. it wasn’t me - shaggy 33. leavin - jesse mccartney 34. shake it - metro station 35. fall for you - secondhand serenade 36. mr. brightside - the killers 37. thnks fr th mmrs - fall out boy 38. shut up and drive - rihanna 39. halo - beyoncé 40. i write sins, not tragedies - panic! at the disco 41. you da one - rihanna 42. countdown - beyoncé 43. beautiful soul - jesse mccartney 44. no air - jordin sparks 45. i want it that way - backstreet boys 46. snow (hey oh) - red hot chili peppers 47. it was a good day - ice cube 48. killing me softly with his song - fugees 49. miami - will smith 50. complicated - avril lavigne 51. juicy - biggie 52. whenever, wherever - shakira 53. rich girl - gwen stefani 54. as long as you love me - backstreet boys 55. stacy’s mom - fountains of wayne 56. ghetto gospel - 2pac 57. so yesterday - hillary duff 58. somebody told me - the killers 59. when you were young - the killers 60. getting jiggy wit it - will smith 61. gangsta’s paradise - coolio 62. wonderwall - oasis 63. i get around - 2pac 64. p.y.t - michael jackson 65. too little too late - jojo 66. come clean - hillary duff

[sailor-solar-lasers]

https://open.spotify.com/user/kattekerma/playlist/4hQpeduEGyh7MUF8uc7rs2

[ruinedchildhood]

[sirimperfect]

Someone do this for Apple Music!

[ruinedchildhood]

Apple Music

https://itunes.apple.com/us/playlist/old-bops/pl.u-06oxDPAFWJ98rGk

Submitted by: @javy-xx

[legendarypokemonspore3]

[cowboy-garfield]

Charlie the Unicorn is officially a decade old today.

..

Man…

[anti-radfem-deactivated20200528]

reblogging for old ass youtube