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@crunchymaggots
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had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again
if you lose interest in a trans woman when you find out she has a vagina then die
we're not sex toys we're people 👍
oh noooo you can't fit her into the "tranny shemale futanari dickgirl" sexual archetype OR the "pure, Natural cis woman crafted by god" sexual archetype? you have to respect her as a person rather than as a sex object? fuuuuck that must be really hard for you I'm sorry
it's funny that both trans and cis women alike are reduced to our genitals, but with trans women it's especially extreme. transness is thought of as infinitely worse than cisness in every way, so why would you ever desire a trans woman if not to play with her one unique feature? and if she doesn't, or can't, put out, what's the point of her? what value does she even have? she's just a sex toy, you can just throw her out
Logged into this account for the first time in several years (it's been so long that my pronouns are she/her now), all because I needed to share this vital bit of info I just realized: Kinger doesn't know about 9/11
>be me >listening to asmr stream in background, vibing and thriving >streamer suddenly whispers the sweetest "crunchy faggot~" directly into my ear >wait what.jpg >double take at stream chat >StreamElements: "Thanks for following, Crunchy_Maggot!" this website has poisoned my brain
THIS IS SLANDER. I ONLY LISTEN TO ASMR ON YOUTUBE DOT COM AND NOT LIVE STREAMS.
I DEMAND TO KNOW EITHER A, WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER, OR B, WHAT STREAM WAS THIS SO I CAN LISTEN AS WELL.
deepleffen's tweets have done irreparable damage to my vocabulary, but this one is engraved especially deep in my brain
Slavs: Have free healthcare Also slavs: I’m not seeing the doctor unless dying, there are sick people there
I em Slavic, and this is 90% true
however, you got one thing wrong
Only snobs, hipsters, and fratboys drink foreign brands
Nonono this is a good cola. It’s the party cola. This is the cola you drink and enjoy. Coca cola is the cola you have stored in your home for months in case someone gets sick, that’s its only use. The scientific explanation (the scientist is my mother) is that american Coca Cola has more evil chemicals, therefore it vibe checks the evil out of your stomach.
THIS IS THE SLAVEST POST EVER AMAZING
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Unmute !
Y'all ain't seen mashing until you've seen this
i have neither a good imagination or aphantasia, but a secret third thing
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.