Blunt and Egotistical

Bethany. 24. College graduate. Taken and in love. She/her. Bisexual. This is a smattering of what I like. I do have a few more focused blogs, but this one gets the most attention.

[maudit]

[kinghomebody]

When you hit 25

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[meaningfulsuggestion]

I will spend the rest of my life ensuring that your smile never fades.

[cat-eg]

[timemachineyeah]

I cannot believe my dash did this.

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Strawberry Shortcake & Lemon Meringue Cardigans by theycallmelash

[auressea]

those Grannysquare pockets tho! talent

[comfortabletextiles]

:o

[wizardjpeg]

i honestly am welcome in most buildings, im an eager guest; and they love to have me

[we-were-angels-once]

@grantaire why did you leave this in the tags

[starryfictionalgirl]

How am I supposed to tell real bananas apart from chocolate ones anymore CHOCOLATE MAN!!!!

[mikkeneko]

and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self

[meme-loving-stuck]

okay im obsessed with these vintage pins someone's selling on etsy actually

[trashboat]

wears all of these at once to convince people i’m god

[lovely-v]

I remember reading such a good heartfelt and intellectual essay about how Frodo Baggins is basically a perfect protagonist and it was absolutely correct but the one part I vividly remember is that there was a section about how he was put down a lot when the movies came out because he showed weakness and by 2001 toxic masculinity terms that’s inherently homosexual and the essay went on to be like “if going forward despite your pain and struggle because you’re kind at heart is gay, gay people should be proud to have him” and like I know what the real point here was but when I read that I was like cheers I’ll drink to that bro we gay people ARE proud to have Frodo Baggins

[catsoverloaded]

inline reddit: cats

[sinewywarp]

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

[femmepathy]

salvation army

[weonsinnombre]

[official-lucifers-child]

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

[hte-spagheti]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[boylikeme94]

Thread was missing my fave part.

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m actually wheezing at all of this

[catchymemes]

[ordinarytalk]

Hey, so we all remember this lady, yeah?

She’s cospaying the Resident Evil tall vampire lady now.

She’s also a bronze medal-winning Olympian with the Russian basketball team. Maybe go visit her instagram?

[inactiveaccount12345678]

@nye-eclipsion

[gholateg]

The makeup colors really suit her I think. go bold!