working title

[neogohann]

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[animentality]

[technofeudalism]

[staff]

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As you know, alongside of the rollout of Community Labels we also expanded the types of content allowed on Tumblr as a way to welcome more creativity, art, and self-expression. Our goals remain the same today. Human error happens and we apologize to anyone who has been impacted by these mistakes.

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[memorycycle]

LETS SEE IF ITS REALLY A QUARTER

I AM QUEER

I AM NOT QUEER

Voting ended onSep 4, 2023

[racernous]

I love tea but I hate making it because 90% of the time I forget, come back later, and need to reboil the kettle because it's lost all its heat by the time I remember. And then the cycle continues

[racernous]

It's cold now ugh

[racernous]

I love tea but I hate making it because 90% of the time I forget, come back later, and need to reboil the kettle because it's lost all its heat by the time I remember. And then the cycle continues

[racernous]

Hello Human world! My name is Teodore, the Brave! (the exclamation mark is important) but my friends call me Ted. I've been tasked by my commander (who is also me) to document my travels around the Human world and report my findings back to my many many friends and then they'll come here too! I've enlisted the help of a friendly Human to track my whereabouts and catch me in the middle of doing all of my epic feats of daring achievement, as I conquer the elements, and show the Humans what it's like to be the greatest adventurer of all time! I don't know how often I'll have time to write about my incredibly awesome adventures, as I'll be busy adventuring... but who knows, if this Human can keep up with me, maybe I'll take a break every now and again and let her take a breath. I'll regale you with my adventures soon! ~TB!

[evilwizard]

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

[evilwizard]

YOU AREN’T GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME TO RESET THE TRAPS AND HEAL MY MINIONS

WE’RE UNIONIZED I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW

[aggressiveslothnoises]

*mashes the skip dialogue button*

[evilwizard]

[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[andincorporated]

(thoroughly impacted "okay")

[everythingfox]

Definitely

[cricketcat9]

…aaaand! HE DID IT!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[moringmark]

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices in the diner in the centre of your mind

[beardedmrbean]

[racernous]

I can't tell if this is cursed or blessed