Damian: [violent gremlin noises]
Bruce: [not looking up from his desk] if you kill your brother I will delete your cheese Viking save.
Damian: [Stops immediately] >:(
Duke: I’m still amazed that you are not phased by all of the out of pocket things we do.
Bruce: [looking directly at Dick] I was sent into the deep end from the beginning I had to either sink or swim.
Robin!Dick: Hey Bruce! Heeey Bruce I have a question! Bruuuuuce!
Bruce: can you ask me a question without climbing onto my shoulders?
Robin!dick: you love me right?
Robin!dick: would you still love me if I became an apple?
Robin!dick: because sometimes I think it would be fun for like a day.
Bruce:… how would I know it was you?
Robin!dick: [grabbing Bruce’s face] Promise me you would find a way to turn me into a real boy again!
Robin!dick: yay! Do you think Uncle Clark will be upset if I ask him to throw me again today?