Resident Tomfool

~V~ they/them, art junkie + writer, current main fandoms: stranger things, spider-man, gravity falls, critical role, rottmnt is a lost lover that i cry about at night when silence falls, i miss her but we were young

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how 'bout i kill myself old man

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hey kids, are you too broke to go and hang out with your friends? no problem! with our app you can sell all your personal belongings and sacrifice your personhood so you can afford that meal at that restaurant that just got revamped to get rid of all the bright colors in their logo! Don't bother with that stuffy old thrift store, we're so much cooler! isn't growing up fun? you can get rid of everything and have money instead! #depop

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being neurodivergent in an office is like being given IQ puzzles in a language you don’t speak, meanwhile being neurodivergent in food service is being able to read people’s minds and wondering why the fuck nobody else can

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i've got my father's tits and my mother's love for violence. let's pop this blowcicle stand

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Chekhov (me) trying to remember all the plot points he (me) needs to bring back up in his (my) short story (fanfic): Who left all these guns lying around???

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i've got my father's terrible curse and my mothers heavy burden. they used to belong to my grandparents--heirlooms, you see. I would have also gotten the dreary old mansion they used to live in, but the stipulations in the deed say you have to be haunted and eternally damned in order to inherit the property. Yeah its a shame, but im sure my brother will let us visit, you know how he is about hosting dinner parties. a pity people keep dying at them, they're usually quite pleasant before that happens.

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I got soul, but I'm not a soldier

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so how about that trailer, huh?

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so how about that trailer, huh?

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who up drinking macked and cheeese!!!!!

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my girls <3

obligatory link to fic: here

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this fanfic shit is easy

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pre-emptive season 2 concept art for my stranger things rewrite: Hit Me (With Your Best Shot)

They're my darlings and I would kill and die for them <3

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fakemon part 2!! these are the fire starters :D

i think i’ve decided to call this the Atlan Region! it’s based on the Atlantic coast of the USA. These guys are based on iguanas and punk rock fashion bc their crests turn orange like fire & i think lizards rock lol

i don’t have access to my drawing tablet rn but when i do y’all better be ready (<— devious plan haver)

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new to fakemon, please be nice 😭😭 these are my little guys, they’re based on a combination of catfish & fishing cats (with the tails based on fishing rods & the cattail plant) they’re water types bc i wish we had a water cat & i have no clue for stats lol

i hope you like them! :D

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Gem’s bridge