And JUST to be Completely Clear, Here....
No, I do not know if Cabana Pee broke up/are on a break/perfectly okay/engaged/married/expecting triplets, buuuuttt.....there are, again, a lot of signs pointing to trouble (and it's extra heelarious since clearly this is the same person who once sent me hate insisting Chantal had to pay for Bear's fixin'/Cole doesn't permit Ari in LA/etc----or the endless PP and Cole broke ups from a few years ago):
Cabana Pee, (AGAIN) are not/were not remotely "private". PP staged multiple pap walks and, in fact, they were only ever together at shit where they'd be seen by everybody.
Conversely, she DOES like to breadcrumb, even while Power Coupling, which is something else we haven't gotten
No sightings or postings of any kind of together/one another since Halloween (which, again, was verrry fame whoring).
Speaking of, interesting how THAT was the last time, since Cari were also at that party....
Nothing productive from SweatBoi in like 2 months????
PP went ded silent, then returned to posting boring shit about her latest poo, drinking dew, etc....doing a lot of desperate attention grabs/creeping on other people, but nothing of her beloved little CB?
In fact, has either "liked" anything from the other? I legit have no idea, but isn't that full proof of epic twu wuv/definition of all's right with the world, right there?
So could they be fine? Sure. Could they be rocky, but will reconcile? Sure.....buuuut.....LBR, it's a very sudden, consistent shift, precisely how shit always tracks with the Peepster (and Crotchi, as I think of it)....and.....hardly like they were everrr gonna last, anyway
