Rachel Eats Burritos

I'm Rachel and I have a lot of feelings about food.

[fieriframes]

[IN THE WORLD OF CULINARY TURF WARS, THOUGH NOT A LAWYER BUT CARRIES WITHIN HIM THE DEBRIS OF A POET. SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SAYS THEY OWN THE MEXICAN FOOD.]

[astro-pterodactyl]

Yes yes yes we could be basic and do the whole Lady & the Tramp spaghetti kiss thing. OR we could be revolutionary and do it with a burrito, your call

[racheleatsburritos]

Happy anniversary, Sleepy Man! Open up!

[fieriframes]

[I'm gonna drowned in my own drool, is what I'm gonna do. ...bangin' out a burrito [chuckle] that got my attention. I closed my eyes and let my enemy win. And, in Little Rock...]

[lustingfood]

Burritos (x)

[fieriframes]

[But this nonsense equation turns out a hell of a burrito, dude. I mean, that's a lot of burrito. never exactly a man of the people. That's it. I'm giving back.]

[riversblogsblogblogs]

Fuck it, I’ll marry a rich person. I’ll be miserable but at least I can buy all the store bought burritos a person needs

[yz]

Great tacos in Times Square. Wut?

[racheleatsburritos]

I've been to this place! Multiple locations! Repeat visits!

The handmade tortillas have a wonderfully soft chew, while still maintaining their sturdiness. The al pastor has a crispy char that isn't too smoky.

10/10 would eat tacos in New York again.

[masoncarr2244]

Al Pastor Burrito

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of the Taco Bell Crunch Wrap

[interstate40]

I would kill a person to eat at Del Taco again.

[racheleatsburritos]

Crime of passion

[doomsday-dj]

The wife initiated safety protocols when I asked for my burrito to be naked.

[racheleatsburritos]

Ugh, I need a love like this.

[foodcravings]

Burrito (via Instagram)

[original-begay-docrime]

Unnamed fast food place that sells burgers: SAUCE?! You want MORE sauce you selfish bitch!!! You must pay for extra SAUCE

Del taco: HERE HAVE TWO FIST FULLS OF SAUCE. TAKEN EMMMMM. TAKE. THE. SAUCE.

[thereverendashmauricecairo]

True or false: Lettuce belongs in a burrito

[racheleatsburritos]

No lettuce, yes cabbage.

[tiroirdudessus]

It’s 9pm and I want Del Taco. If I were 25 years old I’d jump in the car and go get a big bag full of fries and tacos. But I’m 50 so I’ll go to bed instead.

[racheleatsburritos]

The best night cap is actually a Del Combo Burrito, a hot little meat tube to send you off to dreamland.

[wendydarling823]

I want a man to undress me with the same tenderness and passion that I use when unwrapping a burrito.

[racheleatsburritos]

And sometimes you just want to rip everything off, quickly and hungrily, because you've waited all day for this and you NEED IT.

[fieriframes]

[My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home.]

[racheleatsburritos]

I'm going to miss Señor Sisig so damn much. >.<