And we all die young

Rachel Lamont (Werewolf) No pack affiliation.

[adrienne-snow]

Happy Father's Day

to a man who probably doesn’t even realize I’ve gone missing. Thanks for having some pretty spectacular sperm. 

[rachelnotlockwood]

I find it to be a very stupid holiday anyway. 

[roxanne-northman]

Why is there no liquor?

[roxanne-northman]

That would have been too easy, wouldn’t it. Nope, I’ve hated beaches my entire life and of course, I managed to wake up on one. I’m wondering whose puppy I kicked.

[rachelnotlockwood]

It gets better. We're human. I may not have my old nose, but I can sure as hell smell a witch 

[roxanne-northman]

Why is there no liquor?

[roxanne-northman]

Rachel?!

Thank god, there’s a bit more sanity in this place.

[rachelnotlockwood]

What I get for sticking around town, I suppose. DId you at least wake up near some shade? 

[roxanne-northman]

Why is there no liquor?

Sticking us on an island is one thing, keeping the booze away just isn’t humane.

[rachelnotlockwood]

I am going to kill someone. 

[rachelnotlockwood]

I swear I'm going to throw this thing into the ocean.

[rilemeupnorthman]

I would but I hate to lie.

[rachelnotlockwood]

I'm going to kill whoever is responsible for this. Slowly. 

[rachelnotlockwood]

1. White or red wine? 2. Who was the last person you hugged? 3. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? 4. Where did your first kiss take place? 5. Do you prefer foxes or wolves? 6. What is your shoesize?  7. Do you prefer fruit or vegetables? 8. Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? 9. Would you rather never fall in love again or never orgasm again? 10.What does your outfit consist of today? 11.What are your bust-waist-hip measurements? 12.Are you a hypocrite? 13.Why did you last cry? 14.What are your favourite smells? 15.What are your favourite textures? 16.Fur or feathers? 17.Tartan or tweed? 18.Leopard print or neon? 19.Any beauty tips? 20.(Send me a fuck marry kill) 21.If you won a LOT of money the lottery and decided to move, where would you move to? 22.Alcoholic beverage of choice? 23.What is more attractive: Nice hands or nice feet? 24.What’s the youngest you would consider dating? 25.If you were around in the sixties would you be a mod or a rocker? 26.Are thongs sexy? 27.Did you grow up in a healthy environment?  28.What do you think of when I say “the twenties”? 29.Could you ever deliver a baby? 30.Is penetration important to you? 31.What did your last text read? 32.Can you ride a bicycle? 33.What sport were you best at in high school? 34.Who do you miss right now? 35.What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed? 36.Paris, London and New York… which one would you live in, which would you visit for a day, which would you visit for a fortnight? 37.What is your sexuality? 38.Heavy rain or heatwave? 39.Chicken or fish? 40.Do you think suits are sexy?

[rachelnotlockwood]

I swear I'm going to throw this thing into the ocean.

[mysticbarbie]

Well that is absolutely no good to us at all. Some deserted island and surprise we are all human.

[rachelnotlockwood]

You're human too? I guess that means Tyler is as well. Damn. 

[mychemicalangelcrackships]

[lupusxultrix-deactivated2013071]

Well, fuck.

[lupusxultrix-deactivated2013071]

Is he okay?

[rachelnotlockwood]

Looks like everyone's fine. Fine and normal, actually. As in no super strength, speed or endurance. 

[lupusxultrix-deactivated2013071]

Well, fuck.

[lupusxultrix-deactivated2013071]

This is just peachy.

[rachelnotlockwood]

I thought the same thing when I ran into Tyler. 

[rachelnotlockwood]

I swear I'm going to throw this thing into the ocean.

[rilemeupnorthman]

Good luck. In case you haven’t noticed, we don’t exactly have superhuman strength anymore.

[rachelnotlockwood]

Tell me that's a fucking joke 

[lupusxultrix-deactivated2013071]

Well, fuck.

I didn’t expect anyone else to be here.

[rachelnotlockwood]

Well well it looks like the whole family's here. 

[rachelnotlockwood]

I swear I'm going to throw this thing into the ocean.

[howlinglockwood]

Rach— Rachel, is that you? 

[rachelnotlockwood]

So, was I on your list of people to be stuck on a deserted island with or is this just a happy coincidence? 

[rachelnotlockwood]

I swear I'm going to throw this thing into the ocean.

[rilemeupnorthman]

I can’t help it! It’s all I can think about. It’s all I can dream about!

Well there’s a forest area thingy in the middle of the island but… who the hell knows what kind of creatures are in there.

[rachelnotlockwood]

Whatever's in there is about to get it's innards ripped out if it keeps me from the shade. Or the coconuts. 

[rachelnotlockwood]

I swear I'm going to throw this thing into the ocean.

[rilemeupnorthman]

[rachelnotlockwood]

Mentioning ice cream when it's 100 degrees in this place is just cruel. Aren't there supposed to be palm trees or something with shade? this island is bullshit. 

[rachelnotlockwood]

I swear I'm going to throw this thing into the ocean.

[mysticbarbie]

Please tell me that things has some sort of connection and can get us out of here?

[rachelnotlockwood]

It's dead. Damn thing never worked right anyway. where are we? Have we figured that out yet? 

[rachelnotlockwood]

I swear I'm going to throw this thing into the ocean.

[rilemeupnorthman]

I wonder if you can skip laptops like you can skip rocks. Can we try it?

[rachelnotlockwood]

Well now that the battery's dead I was planning to throw it against a tree, but I like your ocean idea better.