a trash can't

rach/20 i like stuff

[boooolame]

[marvel-lous-things]

Taika, rolling up to Marvel HC in a double decker party bus with "GAY RIGHTS" spray painted on the side and Tessa Thompson at the wheel:

[for context]

[blextrophy]

[brucebocchi]

wig

[communistbussy]

100 pound twinks at music festivals

[thecowgirlwitch]

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

[baylone]

[perhapsarat]

james potter hated snape so much he created a magical map that insulted him even after he died. iconic.

[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back

[ripptidez-deactivated20170530]

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

[d1rtypaws]

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

[sandersstudies]

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

[sandersstudies]

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

[still-gathering-roses]

area 51 on september 20th 2019

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[yittie]

this Area 51 meme is the closest we’ve gotten to world peace since pokemon go

[insufficiently-advanced]

they're keeping mewtwo at area 51

[slimmetra-deactivated20250917]

any temperature above 70F is homophobic

[datsmeyellin]

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

[sindri42]

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

[gordon-freeman-official]

2 constants in all civilizations:

Tasty Fried Food

Danger Murder Sticks

[ginger-le-gay-deactivated202008]

World building tip: the bare bones of all civilizations are fried dough and sharp things.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[seaslugsapphic]

Aziraphale:

[rubyanjel]

Crowley is whipped

[mandysimo13]

Tonight's late night Good Omens thoughts:

We all know that Aziraphale's little stunt at the Bastille was a cry for attention from Crowley. Mr "I-Can't-Use-'Frivolous'-Miracles-to-Save-Myself-but-I-Can-Use-Them-to-Change-My-Clothes" A.Z. Fell was lonely and missing his demon buddy and thought putting himself in danger like a damsel in distress would get Crowley out of hiding and you know what it worked.

So what if Crowley's holy water heist was the same thing.

Think about it.

You can buy holy water. Like, straight up buy it in any church or religious bookshop. You can call up your local church and ask for some. Nowadays you can get "fancy" holy water off the internet. So Crowley had lots of options to get what he wanted without the theatrics.

Yes I know out drama demon was a slut for the thrill and theatrics of planning a big, silly heist but what if he were thinking "GEE, I SURE WISH SOME ANGEL OF HEAVEN CAME DOWN AND SAVED ME FROM MY RIDICULOUSLY BAD IDEA AND HELPED A BROTHER OUT" and then was shocked to find out if actually worked!

It's late and I'm tired and that's all I've got but discuss!

[dankmemeuniversity]