“equal opportunity slut”

I am a slug and god is salting me. sorry for the mess, I haven’t curated my blog in the DECADE I’ve been on here and I’m not about to start now. any pronouns are fine, I’ve been called all of them by strangers before 🤙

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[datasoong47]

[lonestatus]

millie meters is a beautiful name for a girl

[mrscomputer]

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

[birdandmoon]

Heat waves.

[lightbulb-warning]

many such foolish cases :)

[3000s]

"what would you do in this situation?"

i would sell airbrushed tshirts of spongebob smoking weed at the oceanfront

[wiionme]

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[louisegluckpdf]

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

[rockshitty]

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

[achillesinhighheels]

[elexecution]

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

"I need to remove dirt from a place with a large industrial machine"

Hitachi:

"That's cool, but i'm also really horny, you got anything for that?

Hitachi:

[prokopetz]

I find the "rules are toys" framing of tabletop RPG design useful for several reasons:

The idea that system matters is reducible to recognising that toys have affordances; while there is of course no "wrong" way to play with a toy, no amount of open-mindedness will readily fit a bicycle through a basketball hoop.

It puts a line under one of the main objections to the "why not just freeform it?" thing; if folks are discussing how to make or modify a toy to achieve a particular set of affordances, blundering into the conversation going "why bother with toys when you can Use Your Imagination?" is unlikely to be well received!

Sometimes it's helpful to take a step back from a critique of a particular system and ask yourself: is this set of game mechanics really broken or incomplete, or have I mistaken a bicycle for a basketball?