Fellow Teens,
MY HARVE GOES OUT TO YOU!
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
YOU ARE THE REASON
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we're not kids anymore.

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Fellow Teens,
MY HARVE GOES OUT TO YOU!
Weasels Ripped My Flesh
Which Bowie Are You?
The inimitable David Bowie made an artform of inventing himself over and over again. Which of these iconic David Bowies are you?
Teddy Boy
Mod
Queen Bitch
Ziggy Stardust
Glam Pirate
Annie Hall
Thin White Duke
Berlin Bohemian
Lesbian Rat Pack
Occult Albino Lou Reed
Captain Bathhouse
Gilad, The Man Who Has Devoted His Life To Trying To Upset Edward Said
Garth Brooks
Wrong Aspect Ratio Robert Wagner
Microwave Cheeky Peter
Learny Ape
Second David Byrne
Ziggy Newsdust
Neue Cobain
Completely Normal Anne Heche
Christopher Hitchens With Food Poisoning Having A Vision Of How Music Will Be In The Future
Jandek
Malc’s template. #OwenLabrie
So hungover
from playing #RacketDad @mtaibbi’s debate drinking game. Gotta replace mom’s vodka w/water before she notices. Installing the Netflix and Chill app.
TFW nobody appreciates your cool clock. #ahmed
Goals:
1. Go down on drummer of NOTS for entire life
2. ...
two types of chats
group chat: lol look at this meme you pieces of shit
private chat: i don't know anymore. im hoping that someday i'll just know what to do. sorry for complaining and thanks for always listening to me
Every damn time dad tries to be cool
538 Predicts The World’s Most Photographed Barn
As the upcoming election season begins to heave up, pollsters at Five Thirty Eight are predicting who will ace it and who will "huck it in the gutter bag." But did you know they will predict almost anything over at Five Thirty Eight? From who will get sick to the color of the raindrops. As vacation season looms over, keep watch on 538′s most incredible race-predicting feat yet: The race for The World's Most Photographed Barn... Let's see who gets to the top of the snap heap!
1. Nan and Jan's Goat Loft, Cherryton, NY
SNAPS: 42,124.
SNAPS needed to be The Most Photographed Barn: 95,706
Confidence: 34%
2. The Barn Where Bill Hossinger Hung Himself After The Locust Attacks, Blei, Iowa
Pics: 58,026.
New Photos gained: 97,263
Confidence: 56%
3. Jen's Hen Hut. (Hen's are trapped inside they are NOT allowed out!) Los Vegas, CT
Pictures of this amazing barn: 42,124.
Number of times it will be photo’d this season: 10,978,687
Confidence: 74%
4. Don Walsh's Collapsed Barn Pile, The Fluville, SD
Number images (this one counts!): 42,124.
Times a person will have to say “I want me a shot of that ole bag a bones” to become the most photographed barn: 395,706
Confidence: 62%
5. Wren's Men-Only Private Barn Place for Meetings, Billville, MD
Meetings happen on Wednesday and sometimes on Sunday if there is a game. Please no women in the barn, it scares the men.
flcks: 374,902
upcoming snaps: 482,760
Confidence: 44%
6. Dell and Willis's Birthing Place, For Animals and People. Los Vegas, RI
No photos allowed.
Confidence: meh
7. Dick's Shithouse, a Family Eatery. (Closed due to moss.) Fuckstory, MD
SNAPS: 1,947,298,030
SNAPS needed to be the most Photographed Barn: 2
Confidence: 98%
Uber for Racists
Racket Teen pleased to announce latest applet which will surely raise enough money to shave journalism. Is called UberR and it’s an applet for your pocket messenger. Please tell others esp Arianna, Ron Conway, Joseph Lelyveld, Kenny L, Denton, etc about it. This is important project to shave journalism by applets. Need $$$ to make dream come true.
How it works:
1.Pull out your pocket messenger
2. Launch applet
3. Enter your location
4. Answer short survey
5. Continue forward
4 (again). Enjoy Your Ride!
6. Congratulations! You’ve been banished to a man-made island in hotly contested international waters!
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#JurassicFriday Hey teens: check in with your JP content if you're repping Hammond's quixotic vision for the weekend