The Internet Adventures of Lucas

[sacred-portal]

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[mikkeneko]

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

[mynameisrocks]

[papasmoke]

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

[papasmoke]

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

[papasmoke]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[frollosuggestions]

anywhere you go i'll Frollo you down

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Frollo me down to the Los Angeles County Child Support Services office you fucking decrepit leech your son needs shoes

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lonestarflight]

Apollo 17 vs Artemis II

[mementochao]

Despite everything, it's still you.

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That's really cool actually

[tanoraqui]

#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry

@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.

[rambrandt-the-painter]

"australian wildlife is so scary!"

Say fucking sorry to him right now or I'll fucking lose it

[imadhatt3r]

I finally got the opportunity to share this amazing tweet I have saved ages ago

[a-book-of-creatures]

The Australian lungfish really said “:3”

[bisezual]

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

[bisezual]

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

[cerastes]

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

[bruzum]

[ahotknife]

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

[tredekim]

[importantcatpics]

[carlosmarcosapproved]

[romanceyourdemons]

one of my favorite tropes in chinese literature is when a guy’s wife is clearly a ghost/demon/fox fairy and he just can’t see it. i’m reading a story where this guy keeps getting arrested because his wife will just magically steal steal shit out of sealed boxes and give it to him as a present, and whenever someone is like dude i think something’s up with his wife he asks her and she’s like i’m literally normal. so he turns around and says yeah guys she’s literally normal

[lumsel]

#hashtag Believe Women#feminism

[dogpuppy]

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[eugeniedanglars]

“Robin Williams and Why Funny People Kill Themselves” by David Wong

[seravph]

letters from Medea, salma deera