no

soon to be celebrity

[supernovalaw]

[dellrey]

[shakugan-archive]

[twirlingtroye-deactivated201702]

one is not like the others

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[official-netflix]

[fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces]

[deejaykhaled-deactivated2016062]

yo

[420moshdad]

the ol razzle dazzle

[yuzupool]

tommy imma let u in on a secret

im lit as fuck rn

[goldstunde]

[margotrobbiesbye-deactivated202]

I aint going no where ‘cause you’re a keeper.

[theproblematicblogger]

I hope all of you use my selfies to catfish people

[northgang]

[averoses]

[4gifs]

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

[terezi]

OH MY GOD

[american-homos-story-deactivate]

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

[xhonk]

notice the red starts slow then BAM

[theenduringsun]

just like a period

[yaoihandspom]

just like a period

[honestlyfuckyall]

[backstreetboys1993-2001-deactiv]

[ariturl]

[huffpost]

[geekgirlpenpals]

THIS

[thepurdypurdy-blog]

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

[joebarborak]

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

[britney2007spears]

u lived in a k-mart

[zzazu]

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

[casey-jane-lewis]

you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’