Hi

[andremichaux]

[utilitycaster]

god this is SO funny it's not even the wildest thing the Nein got up to during the Zadash arc. Is there a doctor there who has turned to forces of darkness because he had to experience Mollymauk Tealeaf's continental breakfast dick situation.

[tnerdbean]

[acceptablyunacceptable]

[bobbynash]

“No, I’m not. I’m just a person who didn’t wanna do anymore harm.”

[the-thick-of-it-9100]

A Partially Deceased Love Story: Kieran & Simon

[ridleydaisy]

[gifintheflesh]

No, I’m not. I… I’m just a person who didn’t want to do any more harm. Don’t start getting all mystical on me, ok? I’m not the Messiah. I don’t have any special powers… unlike some people.

[halflingkima]

if you must die s w e e t h e a r t …

[allthecommas]

henry: truth or dare?

alex: truth

henry: how many hours have you slept this week?

alex: dare

henry: go to sleep

alex: i don’t like this game

[dailyrebelcaptain]

[opiumflowers]

any other fandom ever: I love this show but wish this character wasn’t so problematic

artemis fowl fandom: if disney makes our rich, snobby trash boy a decent human being we will riot

[incorrectcrows]

Disney: We’ve made a good family friendly action franchise!

Everyone who’s ever read Artemis Fowl: You ruined a perfectly good antihero is what you did. Look at it. It’s got morals.

[ellacool100]

This made me laugh

Also fuck you disney! They should have made this into a tv series exploring the depth of Artemis Story and redemption

[ryssbelle]

Couldn’t have put it better myself

[lousolversons]

I love this man beyond measure and reason. He’s not my boyfriend. He’s all and he’s more.

[underpreparedbard]

Happy Birthday to the album that altered my brain chemistry💖

[odysseynabrielise]

Sign the Petition

Save The Bastard Son and The Devil Himself on Netflix

I didn’t start the petition but when I found it, it had 152 and now it has 237 and this was like half a day difference… I don’t know if it’ll actually help or not but in case it does, go sign!